Have some Chic Murray...you deserve it!
"So I gave him a wave. Actually, it was more of a half wave, because I only half know him."
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Some Wednesday Chic for you!
"My parents were wonderful, always there with a ready compromise. My sister wanted a cat for a pet I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark." | Chic Murray
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Some Tuesday Chic for you!
"I didn’t excel at school. I wouldn’t say I was a slow developer but the teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class." | Chic Murray
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Some Thursday Chic for you...
"I got up this morning. I like to get up in the morning; it gives me the rest of the day to myself. I crossed the landing and went down stairs. Mind you, if there had been no stairs, I wouldn't even have attempted it."
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Some Saturday Chic:
“It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.”
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Here's some Tuesday Chic...
"I won’t say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to. |
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One from the great Billy Connolly:
"There are two seasons in Scotland - Winter and July"
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One from Frankie.
"America has gone from the Obama Years to the Trump Years, like going from the 'West Wing' to a sitcom where the incidental music involves a tuba." | Frankie Boyle
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