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Toddler, in the bathroom: “Bye bye pee pee! Bye bye poo poo! See you tomorrow!”

Me: “REMOVE THIS CURSE FROM OUR PLUMBING, CHILD!”

#parenting #toddlers #isweartogod #ifyouareraisingashitdemon

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Moving over from pills to needles, wish me luck.

#transitioning #transfemme #notheroin #isweartogod

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The Voice of Germany: “I Swear To God”: Maël & Jonas erobern “The Voice” zurück Maël & Jonas sind zurück bei "The Voice of Germany"! Die beiden haben es schon einmal bis ins Finale geschafft. Begeistert von ihrer ersten Teilnahme, wagen sie nun einen erneuten Anlauf. Ob ihr ehemaliger Coach Nico Santos sie wieder erkennt?

The Voice of Germany: "I Swear To God": Maël & Jonas erobern "The Voice" zurück | #TVOG #TheVoice #ISwearToGod #Show

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The Voice of Germany: “I Swear To God”: Maël & Jonas erobern “The Voice” zurück Maël & Jonas sind zurück bei "The Voice of Germany"! Die beiden haben es schon einmal bis ins Finale geschafft. Begeistert von ihrer ersten Teilnahme, wagen sie nun einen erneuten Anlauf. Ob ihr ehemaliger Coach Nico Santos sie wieder erkennt?

The Voice of Germany: "I Swear To God": Maël & Jonas erobern "The Voice" zurück | #TVOG #TheVoice #ISwearToGod #Show

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#jenkins not again #isweartogod. #steampunk #cthulhu #darkfantasy #cosmic #horror #cosmichorror #hplovecraft

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This man! #isweartogod nursing on his cock could sustain life #betalife

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Ehren Tool's cups aren't for sale. They're for starting conversations — about war. - Berkeley News Since 2001, the ceramics studio manager at Berkeley has made nearly 22,000 clay cups decorated with war images, most of which he has given away or plans to give away

Oh it turns out one of the cups wasn't just any cup - it was an Ehren Tool cup. #bloodykittens #isweartogod news.berkeley.edu/2020/02/20/e...

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Remember, Jude Bellingham is under 25, so his brain isn't fully formed yet, meaning any goals he scores don't count.

#Joke #ISwearToGod #ItsJustAJoke

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TFW the guy who just laid you off makes a long LinkedIn post about how workforce reductions are bad for business.

#ThisMotherfucker #ISwearToGod

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Man oh man do hate shelving in folk literature.
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#librarylife

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