Toddler, in the bathroom: “Bye bye pee pee! Bye bye poo poo! See you tomorrow!”
Me: “REMOVE THIS CURSE FROM OUR PLUMBING, CHILD!”
#parenting #toddlers #isweartogod #ifyouareraisingashitdemon
Moving over from pills to needles, wish me luck.
#transitioning #transfemme #notheroin #isweartogod
The Voice of Germany: "I Swear To God": Maël & Jonas erobern "The Voice" zurück | #TVOG #TheVoice #ISwearToGod #Show
The Voice of Germany: "I Swear To God": Maël & Jonas erobern "The Voice" zurück | #TVOG #TheVoice #ISwearToGod #Show
#jenkins not again #isweartogod. #steampunk #cthulhu #darkfantasy #cosmic #horror #cosmichorror #hplovecraft
This man! #isweartogod nursing on his cock could sustain life #betalife
Oh it turns out one of the cups wasn't just any cup - it was an Ehren Tool cup. #bloodykittens #isweartogod news.berkeley.edu/2020/02/20/e...
Remember, Jude Bellingham is under 25, so his brain isn't fully formed yet, meaning any goals he scores don't count.
#Joke #ISwearToGod #ItsJustAJoke
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TFW the guy who just laid you off makes a long LinkedIn post about how workforce reductions are bad for business.
#ThisMotherfucker #ISwearToGod
Man oh man do hate shelving in folk literature.
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#librarylife