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Now it’s time for Talkie Tags with @brandnewmcmann.bsky.social and @nessastar4.bsky.social

Feline Frenzies will be back next week! Goodnight 😴

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Humans lay booby traps for us #cats! #catsky

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Enough from me tonight. Thanks for the game.

Cats: Watch the skies
Dogs: The truth is out there, sniff it out.

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Humans like to fool us #cats: here's the REAL #TunaTuesday Surprise! 🙀

🦉: Wtf, they actually believe we're flying cats?

🦉: Cats have crap taste if this is a treat. Maybe this is why they need 9 lives.

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🎞️ suisochakenkou on Twitter (wish they were here)

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The #dogs are sooooo jealous of us smarty #cats!

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They breed special fishies we #cats can't catch to make us exercise more!

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All cats have the power to cure people with allergies by getting as close to their faces as possible.

#MyPetsConspiracyTheory they like to take pictures of us so they can sell us on the black feline market!

#MyPetsConspiracyTheory Those "crazy cat ladies" are really humans, not #cats, but crazy, yes!

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Humans put two new shoes together as a signal to us that we should destroy the sacrificial one.

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#MyPetsConspiracyTheory they give us a set amount of treats so they can enjoy the rest themselves! 😾

🙀: Catlike birds are trying to replace us!

🦉: Huh. Cats really are pussies.

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Squirrels are tiny demons sent to taunt us into making a racket and breaking stuff.

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Big pet food makes dry food addictive on purpose. They're turning us into junkies!

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#MyPetsConspiracyTheory walk like them to get more treats.

#MyPetsConspiracyTheory They think they can fool us #cats!

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"VEE EE TEE" is a secret human code for something

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I'm pretty sure the ottoman is my littermate, Mittens. She disappeared around the time it showed up

#MyPetsConspiracyTheory as noted previously: they lie! There no mice in these cakes! Not nice! 😾

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When humans leave us in the house, it's so they can eat cheese without sharing.

#MyPetsConspiracyTheory Any time you “Offer” to take us for a ride without us begging for it, it’s not going to end well.

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Dog food is made out of dogs!!! That's why they call it that!!!

Hey! Where all the #catsky lovers of #HashtagGames? The resurrected Feline Frenzies is playing right now! Just use the hashtag #MyPetsConspiracyTheory - #cats preferred by me, of course.

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Sometimes, when they throw the ball, they don't throw the ball.

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The dog can't be as dumb as he seems. What's his game?

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Humans give us crap food on purpose to shorten our lives.
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That farm in the country where pets get sent to run around and have fun when they get old doesn't really exist

#mypetsconspiracytheory Those Jehove's #crows are out to get us #cats!

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That's not really salmon in Salmon Surprise cat food!