Coppah. #TCMParty #WhiteHeat #NotAComedian #Sorry

This is quite an old joke I made up a long time ago

Its a war between bread and butter who wins

Butter because they spread out! 😂

#jokes #notacomedian

Photo of tiramisu shaped like a running shoe with the word "Tiramishoe" in brown print above it.

What's a runner's favorite dessert? Tiramishoe! #dadjokes #runchat #runningjokes #groaners #notacomedian #donotplayoneonsocialmedia #jokes #funny #desserts

Something something Police Academy something Bobcat Goldthwait. #DemsInPhilly #NotAComedian (there's something there, right?)