Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor.
If our country believes in free speech, why do we have phone bills ?
Your artistic license has been revoked !
Every morning is the dawn of a new error .
I can see clearly now - the brain is gone !
#OneLiners
I’m in a one-liner contest next Monday at @alchemy_providence. Link to ticket below. Come on out for some competive laughs! Thanks to @onelinermadness for putting this together. #standup #comedy #jokes #contest #oneliners
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It's the "how it gets light in the morning" Dad Joke. A silly musical one liner from a musical comedian sneaking a quick selfie video in while trying to do some household chores. #dadjokes #oneliners #musicalcomedy #funny #comedian
I'm writing songs based on your comments and suggestions. Drop me a comment if there's one you'd like to hear. This one's about silly one liners and other assorted dad jokes. Song writing challenge #37 @dandtmason
#writingchallenge #comedysong #originalsong #shortsongs #dadjokes #puns #oneliners
It's the Jamaican Jerk chicken joke live. A one liner about a flavour of chicken, which is one of my favourite silly joke songs at the moment. #jokes #dadjokes #oneliners #musicalcomedian #livecomedy #funnysong
It's the caravan film at the cinema joke. A daft one liner set to music. #dadjokes #caravan #movies #funny #oneliners
It's the sausage website dad joke. A silly song, from the perspective of the guitar, about a website about sausages. #dadjokes #sausages #oneliners #musicalcomedy #funny
Happy 32nd anniversary, Python! Learn 32 practical Python one-liners that show why readability, simplicity, and power still define the language today.
More details here: ostechnix.com/32-python-on...
#Python #Oneliners #Anniversary #Programming #Opensource #PythonTips
😂😂😂 EVEN MORE Pokémon One-Liners! #pokemon #oneliners
TOMORROW! "Capricorn's Midnight Clock," book 10 of The Zodiac, releases!
#newrelease #newbook #supernaturalsuspense #urbanfantasy #paulsating #paulsatingbook #paulsatingfantasy #fantasy #fantasyart #oneliners #coolsaying #bookquotes
Nothing does better with a shot of #tequila than a lime! They're made for each other.
(Please drink responsibly and never drink and drive)
#standupcomedy #joke #oneliners #alcohol
10 Mins or 10 Pages... CHECK IT OUT
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#substack #substackwriter #substacknewsletter #newsletter #writersofinstagram #writing #writer #poetry #shortstories #writingcommunity #blog #poetsofinstagram #comedy #poetrycommunity #blogger #oneliner #oneliners #stevenwright #hbo
All those felt tips. Classic gag from the vault. #oneliners #dadjokes #comedian #funnysong #musicalcomedy #muppets
Stop being cold! 🤑
I write all of my own material. 🤯
#Winter #jokes #oneliners #comedian #standup #fashion #comedy
It's the Jamaican Chicken Shop joke. #oneliners #funnysongs #comedian #dadjokes #funny #musicalcomedy
shoutout to tammy who dropped this sick one liner a year ago
#work #customers #oneliners #qoutes #encouragement #loveurselfman
De SGP gooit er nog wat sullige radioreclames tegenaan.
"Nederland veilig!" "Boeren broodnodig!" "Voor ondernemers! Etc etc
#oneliners
Dilan heeft blijkbaar 72 uur lang, dag en nacht, met de spin dokters van de VVD door gebracht. En daar onnavolgbare oneliners van enkele minuten uit haar hoofd geleerd.
#RTLDebat #OneLiners
Celebrating National Punctuation Day #trisjokeoftheday #puns #oneliners #funny #supertris
Babar and Laurent de Brunoff Laurent de Brunoff with a stuffed version of the character Babar, 1992.
Only #dearleader has ever been this excited to be famous.
It’s dominating in the #MAGA #Furries community.
Man, the #French will make anything sexual.
#EpsteinFiles #FuckTrump #FuckStephenMiller #Babar #Humor #Jokes #OneLiners
How Should One Liner Jokes Be Memorized?
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#standupcomedy #gregdeancomedy #standupcomedyreel #oneliners #stagetime #howtobeacomedian
Great One-Liner: “You know that philanthropy is just reputation laundering for the oligarchy?” —Ridley (Jenna Ortega) in “Death of a Unicorn” #GreatOneLiners #OneLiners #IWishIWroteThat
Haal NU je kaarten voor mijn nieuwe show via Rizatisserand.com #standupcomedy #oneliners #grappig #cabaret #vrouwen #mannen
Our latest episode for your political humor needs!
#PolitiPod #funny #laugh #sketches #oneliners #upcomingelections #govote #resist #vote #electioncentral #mamdani #bondi #epstein #epsteinslist #Iran #immigration
SoundCloud.com/PolitiPod/huddledmassesyearningtobefreesurroundedbyalligators
"We had a quicksand box. I was an only child. Eventually"
Stephen Wright
#Comedy #Standup #OneLiners #Puns #DadJokes
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This is my favourite #joke I've ever written but the last time I posted it no one watched it. So I'm remaking it in this hopefully more social media algorithm-friendly format. I'm not bitter at all.
#comedy #pun #oneliners
