The IRS is going to vibe code your tax returns. Good luck with the audit! (#joke, but #OnlyHalfJoking; ☠️)

Chat CHAT, guess what?

You know how they say to lift with your back, not your legs.

In a jerking, twisting motion.

Don't do it. It's a trap.

Ask my herniated disc.... 🤣🤣

#owwies #crunch #onlyhalfjoking #notteehee

I would like to secure the film rights to this story #onlyhalfjoking

Suddenly I want to prompt Sora to make a video of a Gelatin-AI-us Cube engulfing a party of adventurers like Instagram the Invoker, TikTok the Tank, etc, as they try to loot the treasure from the depths of the internet… #OnlyHalfJoking but ☠️ (+ #DungeonsAndDragons)

Next up:

#US military parachutes into #Paris at night and abducts #ThierryBreton for "criminally infringing on Americans' free speech rights."

#Venezuela #OnlyHalfJoking #DigitalServicesAct #DSA

“… yet the truth was that *many* software businessmen from the 1980s who wrote terrible books wanted to replace God…” (decontexualization #joke, but #OnlyHalfJoking 😬🙃)

People whose writing lessons cover _transitions_ are going to get hassled as a result of this, mark my words. We know this because it already happened to grants funded via NIH/NSF and others that got falsely flagged by "AI" and cut.

#OnlyHalfJoking #LOLsob

Το πρόβλημά μου είναι ότι αποτελεί πρόβλημα πως δεν έχω στη ζωή μου κάποιον να συζητήσουμε το δίλημμα «Αρβανίτικα by Αλέκος Δήμου or by Κώστας Πισίνας» #onlyhalfjoking

I want this IRL ... minus the Disney music because it reminds me of work. Does anyone have a bunny in San Francisco so I can recreate this 🤔

#onlyhalfjoking

Yes, please~

gofund.me/620b31e1

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individuals here with a legal immigration status?

Yes - Approved

No- Denied

As you can see it doesn't require any effort to figure out what some old timey person that wore a powdered wig who just discovered electricity and the telephone actually meant.

#onlyhalfjoking

Any "intelligence" worth its salt will take one look at the human species and wonder why it hasn't already been wiped from the face of the earth.

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Anyone wanna fund an agender person’s Harry Potter cover up tattoo? #fuckjkrowling #onlyhalfjoking #burnitdown

I’d love to go to a Swancon, but the timing didn’t work this year. Maybe next year. You know: assuming there *is* a next year … #OnlyHalfJoking

Yes Mr Bean GIF ALT: Yes Mr Bean GIF

Seeing incredible STEM schools opening in our local area, offering STEM curriculums.
How do I open a new school??? We’d love to found a HEAL School – Humanities, English, Arts, Languages – to harness the same benefits those STEM schools certainly bring...anyone want to get involved?
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Say hello to me Andy! Time for Mourinho! #bhafc #onlyhalfjoking

If the #USA is allowed to rename the Gulf of Mexico, can we start calling America "Freedum?" #onlyhalfjoking

I know! Kids, amirite??

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We’re out of fresh hells. These particular hells were found in the back of the freezer coated in ice from times unknown and have been reheated (badly) in a rather questionable microwave.

We long for the return of fresh hells even if we have to settle for the non-organic variety.

#OnlyHalfJoking, ☠️

Why has nobody suggested eBay? 😁

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Two more of my colleagues have handed in their notice over changes to working hours due to a change in process.

Retail Christmas is now looking even less appealing than it already was - anyone looking to hire a Verger? 👀 #onlyhalfjoking

Might paint them in a minute. Plum or hot pink? Anyway, there's this guy in the office ... #onlyhalfjoking #notsayingaboutwhichpart

Millifolk, power is out here for at least an hour-plus. Will be around later if I can, if snow and Slendy don't get me. #onlyhalfjoking