Stepmom’s Regret: Taking Son to Riot Was a Terrible Parenting Choice #RegretfulParenting #ParentingFails #OopsIEggedHisFuture #SouthportShenanigans #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com In what many are calling a master class in questionable parenting, local stepmother Brenda Higginbotham has released a heartfelt statement about her decision to take her stepson, Dylan, 12, on a bonding trip to last night's Southport riot. “In retrospect, I should have just taken him bowling,” she sighed, clutching a half-eaten riot police helmet as a souvenir.

Stepmom’s Regret: Taking Son to Riot Was a Terrible Parenting Choice

#RegretfulParenting #ParentingFails #OopsIEggedHisFuture #SouthportShenanigans #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com In what many are calling a master class in questionable parenting, local stepmother Brenda Higginbotham has released…