Russian Strike Accidentally Sets Off Ukraine’s Most Unexpected Prison Party
#InternationalRelations #OopsWrongTarget #SatireNews #JustWarThings #WayToGoRussia By: TheJestPress.com In another dazzling demonstration of its commitment to world peace, the Russian military has reportedly hit a Ukrainian prison with a missile strike—proving once and for all that when they say “no one is safe,” they really mean no one, not even convicted felons enjoying three hots and a cot. Russian spokespeople were quick to clarify that the prison looked “suspiciously like a highly-trained battalion of tanks from… up in the air, during a sandstorm, while squinting.” Colonel Yuri Mishapskiy elaborated, “When you’re playing Missile Roulette, you don’t look at labels.
