Pro tip:

STOP DOING CRIMES!

#problemsolved

UPS kept my $400 after damaging my computer — can it do that? Explore Vaughn Warriner's ordeal with UPS after they lost his computer and denied his claim despite multiple requests.

UPS damages a carefully packed computer, promises to pay a $400 claim, then abruptly refuses.

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#TravelProblems #ConsumerRights #UPS #CustomerService #ShippingIssues #ProblemSolved

Here’s an idea: since ICE is funded but TSA is not and since Republicans aren’t willing to let TSA get paid unless ICE has the leeway to do whatever it wants, why not have the ICE agents go to the airport to hand the TSA agents their paychecks? And then just go home.

#ProblemSolved

splashing holy water on my clothes as I load the dryer #ProblemSolved

I’ve solved an age old problem! When you get your haircut just leave with it unstyled and preferably wet. Then go home and do it yourself. Saves money. But most importantly, you don’t see the hairstylist’s version of your hair and will no longer be let down. #didit #myhairlooksgreat #problemsolved 🤣

donald trump is sitting at a desk drawing a circle Alt: donald trump is sitting at a desk holding up a folder with no written in sharpie

Use a sharpie to circle the island - write “not ground” and then there aren’t boots on the ground. #ProblemSolved

Why not just give the TSA folks the paychecks that are going to the ICE folks?

#ProblemSolved

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Cash-settled contracts instead of physical-settled. That way you can transfer beneficial ownership while the oil remains in place.
#ProblemSolved

Wait. turn the guy vtubers into women #ProblemSolved

Ivermectin is making a post-pandemic comeback, among cancer patients The anti-parasitic drug became a household name during the COVID-19 pandemic, and it is now being embraced as an alternative treatment for cancer. It is as politically polarizing as ever.

Let it slip that #Ivermectin and #hydroxychloroquine have been proven to be an effective means of #Contraception. #ProblemSolved.

They believe this... www.npr.org/2026/03/02/n...

H&R Block made a mistake on my taxes. Why won't it help me? Find out how H&R Block's '100% Accuracy Guarantee' failed Lance Croft after a significant tax mistake. Read his story.

A consumer hired H&R Block to prepare his return, but his tax professional completely missed a page of his retirement income, resulting in a staggering $14,000 IRS penalty.

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#ConsumerAlert #TaxTrouble #IRS #Accountability #ProblemSolved

Banks should be required to deny anyone named in the #EpsteinFiles and anyone named more than 1,000 times should be required to walk off the roof of the bank's headquarters building.
#ProblemSolved

Another function over form project 🔧🚗 replacement clips for an older sports car. Hard to find without importing so I 3d modelled one and printed a batch instead.
Now we test them… because if they fail that windscreen is going full eject mode 😂

#3dprinting #functionalprint #makerlife #problemsolved

bro what u are looking for is a PET. as in a domesticated animal.

- it will listen to you talking for hours on end while looking at you curiously as if you're actually saying something of importance

- it will love you unconditionally and follow everywhere […]

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#epsteinfiles + #dexter = #problemsolved

: Solve 2 ANNOYING Problems Every Home Has! 🔌
#LifeHacks #PowerStrip #DoubleSidedTape #ProblemSolved

GOLLY GEE, let's all just never use his name for ANYTHING.
#ProblemSolved

oh, it's all fine now. The stock market is up. #ProblemSolved

Let Trump declare it is fake like greenhouse gasses. #ProblemSolved

@tedunderwood.com you just have to train a philosopher-king on period texts. #ProblemSolved

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#broligarch to #Mars
#America to #Venus

#problemSolved

Noem het brunch en het is plots wel aanvaardbaar op voor/bij yoghurt te borrelen met een mimosa #problemsolved

Enlève-lui la chemise d’un petit coup de Photoshop #problemsolved #forwardthinking #thinkoutsidethebox

#Trump will say prayers: 3 x "Our Father" and 2 x Hail Mary…… and he’ll be fine. 😔😔
Christians live by DOUBLE standard and they BELIEVE the system of Forgiveness works just fine.
#ProblemSolved
😡🤬

New plan. Because there will be so much extra room for all Melanie showings, homeless folks should seek shelter in those theaters! It’s cold out there! #problemsolved

Shit, this must be the source of Trumps Truth Social posts. #ProblemSolved

omg maybe i should play along so i can be the one to leave him first #problemsolved

#infotoot: friendly reminder that, if you ever need to do a #pigeon's nails or treat foot injury, and it is not having it, which most birds don't, you just can put the pigeon in question in a sock.

#problemsolved.

Met een lange dikke jas over uw pyjama gaat dat ook #problemsolved