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Aww! White Lady Still Thinks This Is Not Who We Are as a Nation In an adorable story emerging from Manhattan, NY, 40-year-old Madeline Winters watched the 2024 election then defiantly proclaimed that she still thinks “this is not who we are as a nation.” Aww! ...

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