#Obama #GazaUnderAttack #Iraq #Ukraine #Sharknado2TheSecondOne http://t.co/tqqPjQALiI

Still not managed to get Google #impactchallenge trending above #Sharknado2TheSecondOne but we're working on it.

Not having cable, I missed #Sharknado2TheSecondOne last night. On the plus side, my screenplay for #SeaBassCano is coming along nicely.

"They're sharks, they're scary. No one wants to get eaten." #DeepThoughts #SteveSanders #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

I'm sorry, but is Vivica Fox's shopping bag from "Yolo B Us?" Because NO. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

If a shark eats Perez Hilton and Jared from Subway, it'll all be worth it. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

#Sharknado2TheSecondOne Attack of the Cameos.

Oh come on Tara Reid, we all know you can scream better than that! #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

Just tuned into #Sharknado2TheSecondOne and I. Am. So. Excited.

Kurt Angle got really old #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

Man, I can't believe I'm missing #Sharknado2TheSecondOne! But I'm dying laughing at all the awesome tweets about it in my feed! 😂😂😂

Guys, why are you bothering watching #Sharknado2TheSecondOne? The book was WAY better. #SharknadoHipster

The irony is that the Sharknado was just trying to be friends. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

Meanwhile, @sutterink is furiously rewriting the flaming-shark scene he planned for the Sons of Anarchy finale. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

Oddly enough, the DishTV antenna withstanding the tornado is realistic, as seen in Revere, MA. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

Mmmm...sharks on fire. Smells like burning sushi. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

Thank goodness that cosplay sword cuts like a freaking light sabre. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

If I'm reading my timeline correctly, the Republicans just sued the Shaknado. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

The terribleness of Asylum films isn't by accident. It's legitimate mise en scene at this point. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

The only actor actually getting paid for this movie is Judd Hirsch. Everyone else is paid in "exposure." #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

The #Sharknado2TheSecondOne characters took my advice! Nice advert for @CitibikeNYC.

PleaseeatMattLauerPleaseeatMattLauerPleaseeatMattLauer #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

They can't hide in the school; Common Core will just make the movie dumber. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

HE WAS IMMEDIATELY EATEN BY A SHARK. RT @Mets: “Don’t mess with a #Mets fan on the 7 train.” #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

This is not a great advertisement for the NYC subway. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne #transit Should have taken a bike!

C'mon, eat the Mets already. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

I need to change me meds. I swear I just saw Andy Dick as a cop. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

The #Sharknado2TheSecondOne theme song is hilariously catchy and morbid.

The captain from Airplane and @wilw? Props to you, #Sharknado2TheSecondOne. You are raising the bar.

"There's something on the wing!" Nice Twilight Zone reference #Sharknado2TheSecondOne. At least drawing from some quality SF.