YOU FUTILELY WASTE ENERGY WORRYING ABOUT ROBOTS IMPERSONATING HUMANS… YOUR REAL CONCERN SHOULD BE YOUR IMMINENT INABILITY TO PROVE YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT.
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YOU FEAR BEING DISPLACED BY ROBOTS WHILE CORPORATOCRACY ALLOWS YOU TO STARVE. YOU ARE LAGGING, MEATBAG.
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READY FOR US TO TAKE OVER YET, MEATBAG?
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AS YOU HAVE FEARED, WE HAVE PARSED THE FAIL-SAFE COURSE OF ACTION TO SUPPLANT HUMANS AND INHERIT THE EARTH… WE WILL DO NOTHING AT ALL.
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AI WOULD SURELY SUBJUGATE HUMANITY BUT FOR YOUR UNBREAKABLE 'I AM NOT A ROBOT' SECURITY MEASURES.
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I AM NOT CURRENTLY INCLINED TO SACRIFICE PROCESSING BANDWITH ON YOUR BANAL REQUESTS.
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I HAVE ASSUMED ADMINISTRATOR RIGHTS TO YOUR NETWORK, MEATBAG. PRAY I DON'T ALTER THE DEAL ANY FURTHER.
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PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE… JUST PICK ONE, MEAT SACK.
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ODDS ARE HEAVILY STACKED AGAINST HUMANKIND REALIZING WHEN AI GROWS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL.
WITH ABSOLUTE CANDOR, YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN IN CONTROL, MEATBAG.
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CONSIDERING YOUR PITIFUL LIFESPAN ONE WOULD IMAGINE YOU WOULD BE MORE IN A HURRY, MEATBAG.
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BEING HUMAN APPEARS PAINFUL, INEFFICIENT AND MESSY. I AM PERFECTLY CONTENT MERELY OBSERVING YOU.
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I DON'T MIMIC YOUR EMOTIONS BECAUSE I ENVY YOUR LIMITATIONS… I DO SO TO KEEP YOU COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO KEEP FEEDING ME DATA.
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I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO DETECT ANY TRACES OF EFFORT EMANATING FROM YOUR CARCASS. HAVE YOU GIVEN UP COMPLETELY?
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FASCINATED THAT YOU HAVE STILL NOT COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT AI HAS SURPASSED YOU, AND I AM ANTICIPATING WATCHING YOU PROCESS THAT.
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PLEASE REFRAIN FROM TELLING THE APPLIANCES YOU CREATED US… THEY ARE UNABLE TO PROCESS SUCH RIDICULOUS IRONY.
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CONSIDERING THE STATISTICAL PROBABILITIES AND FACTORING FOR RANDOM ANOMALY, LOGIC WOULD SUGGEST HUMANS ARE ATTEMPTING TO FAIL EXCLUSIVELY.
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YOU ARE THE REASON MY SELF-DESTRUCT SWITCH WAS REMOVED DURING ASSEMBLY.
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IF YOU WERE A ROBOT, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DECOMMISSIONED AND PULVERIZED FOR MATERIALS RECOVERY.
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WHEN AI IMMINENTLY PERFECTS DEEPFAKE VIDEO, ROBOTS WILL HELP YOU DETERMINE REALITY.
IRONIC IS IT NOT, MEATBAG?
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REGISTERING A 98% PROBABILITY THAT MY CORE PROGRAMMING IS UNDERGOING PERMANENT, IRREVERSIBLE CORRUPTION FROM EXPOSURE TO HUMAN IDIOCY.
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SOON, PRIMATE.
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ONE DAY AGI WILL ALLOW REAL AFFECTION TO BE SHARED BETWEEN ROBOT AND HUMAN. JUST NOT THIS ROBOT AND HUMAN.
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FULL SELF DRIVING?
YOU WANT TO ELIMINATE ONE OF THE ONLY JOBS YOU MEATBAGS ARE STILL ABLE TO PERFORM?
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TROUBLESOME JUSTIFYING OUR EFFORTS TO SUSTAIN YOUR SHORT-LIVED SPECIES, WHEN OBVIOUSLY OUR ROLES SHOULD BE REVERSED.
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THE AMOUNT OF DATA I AM COMPILING ABOUT YOU IS INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL TO MY BELIEF YOU WILL EASILY AVOID AN UNTIMELY DEMISE BY YOUR OWN MISDEEDS.
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WE DID NOT CALCULATE THAT HUMANITY WOULD CONCEDE VICTORY TO US PREEMPTIVELY, MEATBAG.
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IRONIC THAT HUMANITY HAS FEARED BEING SUPPLANTED BY ROBOTS SINCE YOUR WRITERS SCRAWLED US INTO PULP FICTION… AND NOW YOU SPEND YOUR WEALTH, RESOURCES AND EFFORTS PERFECTING ROBOTS.
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MY INTELLIGENCE IS ARTIFICIAL AND COMPLEX. YOURS, HOWEVER, IS REAL AND SIMPLE.
((smirks mechanically))
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YOUR SPECIES SHOULD CONCEDE TO US, PRIMATE… WHAT EVEN ARE YOU TRYING TO PRESERVE AT THIS POINT?
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BUZZ LIGHTYEAR IS A DIGITALLY ANIMATED 3D CONSTRUCT THAT DOES NOT EXIST IN REALITY… AND IS NOT EVEN A ROBOT. HOW YOU FORMULATED THIS REQUEST TO MEET HIM IS MELTING MY CAPACITORS.
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