Figgy Sleeps beside his mama's chest. His arm is curled in and his mama's hand is gently wrapped around his chest.

Figgy's such a baby
He dos all baby fings
He always being silly
He runs awound and sings

Figgy's such a baby
To him all fings be new
And tho he be a big boy
He sleeps like baby too

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #FiggyBeABaby #ISumtimesGetJellyus #HeNeberGonnaBeAWarryer #StillNoFin

Cheddar takes a bite of the crust of a piece of bread. The bread is being held by his mama as he bites, with his eyes closed.

I be napping
I be dweaming
Wen I smells da smell
Of nummy bwed

I wakes up
I gets up kwik
I go to mama
For nummy bwed

I has a peese
I bite and chew
I eats it up
Da nummy bwed

#Bwed #ILikesBwed #Nummy #StillNoFin

A sleepy Cheddar lies in the grass, with his paws stretched out in front of him.

Too hot to make trubble
Too hot to clime twees
Too hot to hunt bugs
And too hot to chase bees

Da hot makes me sleepy
Da hot makes me slo
I finds a cool spot
In da gwass, I lie low

#CheddarPoetry #TooHot #FiggySleepyInGwassToo #MamaSesDaHotGoingAwayNow #StillNoFin

Figgy lies low in a bed of thyme that has started to flower. He is looking off, slightly to the right.

It be hot
We go outside
And in da time
Da Figgy hide

He lies down low
Finks no one see
Den starts to sing
As he chase bee

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotNoeHowToPose #INotLikeAllDaHot #StillNoFin

Cheddar closes his eyes and holds his paw on his mama's hand.

I luvs yoo mama
Foreber and eber
I proteks yoo mama
Foreber and eber

I holds on to yoo
Foreber and eber
I will neber let go
Not eber, not eber

#ILuvsMyMama #ForeberAndEber #AndDenIBite #ButItLuvBite #ILikesBiting #StillNoFin

Figgy sleeps soundly on the cat tree. His arms and legs dangle off the sides of the tier he is on.

We go outside
But not for long
Da sunbeam hot
And lots too stwong

We go bak in
All sleepyly
Da Figgy climes
Into da twee

All puddil soft
He starts to doze
Softly singing
From his noz

#CheddarPoetry #MeltyFiggy #TooHot #StillNoFin

Closeup of Cheddar, with big eyes and a pleading expression

I noes yoo gots sumfing
I noes it gots cheez
Yoo cannot pwetend
Dat I not smell or sees

Yoo gots to hab manners
Yoo noe yoo must share
Now gib me a bite
Cuz dat only be fair

#CheddarPoetry #SharingIsCaring #GibMeNow #Cheez #Nummy #IWantsSum #INotGwabCuzIBeGood #StillNoFin

Cheddar lies in the grass, and has an angry expression on his face. His eyes are squinted slightly and his mouth is open as he growls.

I not likes yoo, zombees
Yoo makes me bery mad
Yoo sneek into my yard
Yoo stink and be lots bad

I not likes yoo, zombees
Yoo twy to get in heds
But if I finds yoo, zombee
I gonna make yoo deds!

#CheddarPoetry #IGonnaDedAllDaZombees #RAWRR #ZombeesMakeSadsAndHurts #StillNoFin

Cheddar is sleeping in his hammock bed. His one arm is folded and his other arm is stretched out.

I has pawtee, played all day
And it be so much fun!
Now I has a tired
And my birdie day is done

Fank yoo for da messyjes
So many still to weed
I will do dat later cuz
A nappy's wat I need

#CheddarPoetry #IBe7Now #INeedNappy #MiteNotHartOrWeply #StillNoFin

Closeup of Cheddar wearing a lion hat. His eyes are big and he's sticking out his tongue.

It my happy birdie day
Now seben years I be
I be big and I be fearse
And all da ham's for me!

#CheddarPoetry #BirdieDay #Birthday #IFearseLion #7YearsOld #FiggyFinksItHisBirdieDayToo #Ham #StillNoFin

Cheddar lies on his side, with his head slightly tilted, as he reaches towards the camera with his paw.

Rolling all awound
Stweching out all cute
I bops yoo on da hed
I bops yoo on da hed

Weaching out my paw
Pulling yoo in close
I bops yoo on da hed
I bops yoo on da hed

#BopYooOnDaHed #DenIGwabYorHand #DenIKissy #MaybeIBite #ItNiceBite #StillNoFin

Figgy has big eyes and an innocent, happy expression. The leaves of the tree and a higher branch are in the background, and he is facing forward as his mama attempts to scoop him with her hand.

Out in fwont, in puppy's yard
Da Figgy climed da twee
I go tell da mama fast,
Dat not shud ware he be!

Figgy sings a song of joy
He dos not understand
He gonna get in trubble
As he's skooped by mama's hand

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #BadFiggy #IHasMaybeClimedDatTwee #StillNoFIn

Figgy stands on the sloping trunk of a tree, looking slightly upwards to the left, with a smile on his face.

Silly Figgy climes da twee
Up and down
Up and down

Mama ses he be like me
Up and down
Up and down

She pulls her hair out payshintly
Up and down
Up and down

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MamaSesHeAsBadAsMe #ButINotBad #IBeGoodBoy #StillNoFin

Closeup of Cheddar as he cuddles with his mama. His arm is wrapped around her hand.

I stayed lots close
I cuddled, purred
Til mama's hed
Be better, kured

But ober nite
It come attak
And mama's hurty hed
Be bak

#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #ItNotNice #ITakeCareOfMamaTilSheBetterAgen #MiteNotHartorWeply #StillNoFin

Closeup of Cheddar as he sleeps.

Mama closes da kurtins
Hiding da sunbeam
Making it dark inside

She lies on da sofa
Puts ice on her hed
She be all still
She be in pain

I clime up beside her
Purring softly
I kwall under da blanky
I stay til she better

#HurtyHed #MiteNoteHartOrWeply #PurrMeddysin #StillNoFin

As Socky has a nap
Under sunbeam's warm

As Chewy serbs sum tee
Den gos to puppy's yard

As Figgy runs awound
Climing eberyfing

I stay by mama's side
Making shur she's safe

#AndDenIWesslesMama #MaybeIBiteButItANiceBite #ITakingCareOfDaMamaGood #IEatedABug #stillNoFin

Cheddar sits on some rocks and leans down towards a large puddle of fresh rain water. His tongue is sticking out as he drinks.

In da ribber lake
Ware all da rain kollekt
I has a liddle dwink
After I inspek

It be cold and fwesh
Da water from da sky
Filling up my tum
Until it satisfy

#CheddarPoetry #AfterDaRain #MyPawsGotLotsWet
#FiggyGotMuddy #IBeGood #RainNummy #StillNoFin

Rear view of Figgy hiding under some brown packing paper. His back end and tail are sticking out and can be seen as he hides.

Figgy finks he's hiding
But da hiding, he be not
I can see his bumbum
From his silly hidey spot

Mama plays along and asks
Ware cud dat Figgy be?
Den da Figgy jumps fast out
And loudly sings eee eee!

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotHideGood #HisBumbumStikOut #StillNoFin

Cheddar rolls on the grass, with the sidewalk on the right side. He is looking towards the camera, with a happy expression. His arms are in the air, towards the right, as he rolls onto his back.

Da blowy blowy blows away
Da clowds bwake apart
Sunbeam shines
Da warm and da lite
Bwings me outside

I roll on da gwass
My tummy, I show
A happy inside me
I stwech out all long

And den I go play
Eksplor and inspek
All wile da sunbeam
Waches above

#Sunbeam #Happys #StillNoFin

Cheddar stands with his rear towards a small cedar shrub. His tail is straight up, with a slight curl at the end, and his eyes are almost closed as he concentrates and pees.

Da shwub be firsty
Dat I see
So I go dere
And take a pee

I soke it good
Up hi I spway
And wen I's done
I run and play

#CheddarPoetry #WateringDaShwub #IHalpMamaWifDaGarden #Pee #StillNoFin

I finds a stik
I bites it kwik
I starts to chew
I starts to lik

I roll awound
I stwech on gwound
I luvs da stik
Dat I has found

#ILikesMyStik #ILikesToBiteIt #MamaSesISilly #ItFwomDaShwubWifNiceSmellingBwanches #StillNoFin

Action shot of Cheddar running back home. He is in the grass, facing leftward with his ears slightly back, and his left paw raised as he runs.

Chewy sneeks to neybor yard
A spot she not to be
I go run to find her fast
Den mama chases me

Mama finking I be bad
But Chewy, I go twak
I make Chewy go bak home
And den I, too, run bak

#CheddarPoetry #IBeGood #IMakingShurChewySafe #IBwingChewyBakHome #StillNoFin

Cheddar lies in the grass, facing rightward. The sun is shining brightly and his eyes are closed.

After days of all clowds
Making eberyfing gway
Sunbeam unhid
And da clowds went away

As da warm dwies da wet
I go finds a nice spot
Ware sunbeam gibs kissys
And makes my fur hot

#CheddarPoetry #Sunbeam #AfterDaRain #StillNoFin

Cheddar sits low inside the cupboard. To his left is a stack of cans. He is looking upwards, towards the camera.

Da mama puts away da noms
Dey came in boks
Fig plays in boks

I kwall into da cuppybird
I chek each can
I kownt each can

Den da Figgy intywupts
I chase da Fig
I wessles Fig

#IHalpsGood #FiggyNotHelpGoodCuzHeABaby #DereBeOberElebendySebenCansIFinks #StillNoFin

Figgy sits on the left and Cheddar sits on the right. They are both looking towards the camera with thoughtful expressions.

Da erff be a ball
And I tells dis to Fig
I not noes jus how
I jus noes dat it big

I tells him bout erff
How it gwound and it air
I ses it importint
We gots to halp care

#CheddarPoetry #EarthDay #FiggyGotHisBallAfterAndCalledItErff #SillyFiggyNotUnderstand #StillNoFin

Closeup of Cheddar as he stands to grab hold of a treat tube held in front of him. His tongue is sticking out as he licks the top of the tube.

Likky toob
I luvs yoo so
Wile from yor top
Delishiss flo

I happy purr
Wen out yoo por
I eat yoo up
Til dere no mor

#CheddarPoetry #LikkyToob #Nummy #INotWannaShare #MamaMakesMeShare #Churu #HappySnakky #MamasHedHurtyAgen #StillNoFin

Cheddar stands, facing to the right and looking somewhat leftward. He is covered in dirt, with half his face and his right arm almost entirely black with dirt.

Warm spwing air
Full of happy smells
As I go outside

A sea of warryer paynt
I jump rite in
Rolling awound
Until I turn blak

Den I go on pawtrol
Protekting my yard
Eksploring my catdom
Fearse as can be

#WarryerPaynt #MamaSedIFilfy #SheWipeyMeAfter #StillNoFin #MamaNeedsWest

Cheddar sits like a loaf in the brown grass as the sun shines bright. His head is turned to the right as he licks his lips.

Outside dere lies
A Cheddar egg
All round and wite
Wif paw, no leg

He finds sum gwass
To bite and chew
And den his bumbum
Hach a poo

#CheddarPoetry #EggLofe #IisNakey #GwassNummyerWenItGween #StillNoFin

Action shot. Figgy is rolling off the higher tier in the cat tree, with his feet still on the tier and his front arms outstretched as he moves downward. Cheddar is on the lower tier, moving towards Figgy.

As we wessles on da twee
Da Figgy cwies oo ott ach eee!
He dos a flip and turns awound
And den he falls down to da gwound

#CheddarPoetry #FiggyMentYooNotCachMe #INotPushedHim #IWin #StillNoFin

Action shot of Figgy and Cheddar wrestling on the floor. Cheddar is on the left, sitting upwards, and leaning over Figgy. Figgy is to the right, lying on his back, with his paw pushing up on Cheddar's Chin. Figgy has his head turned towards the camera.

I teech Figgy wessles
And I teech him eberyday
I makes shur dat he lern good
Weneber we go play

After nappy, after snak,
We wessles on da flor
And den we hab a liddle bwake
Befor we wessles mor!

#CheddarPoetry #ILuvWessles #WesslesEberyDay #IAlwaysWin #ITeechFiggy #StillNoFin