#ThankvemberFact: Thanksgiving Eve is in fact longer than a normal day! This is due to time dilation from profuse Thanking tomorrow. When asked about this effect, Einstein said, "what the fuck are you talking about"
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#ThankvemberFact: no one knows for sure how many Thanks are required to end The Curse. That's why it's important to #StayThankful
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#ThankvemberFact: Martin van Buren, our 8th President tried to get turkeys renamed to "The Great American Game Fowl". If anyone referred to them otherwise in his presence, he would declare them "banished to Canada".
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