Plus, he’s sending out tweets saying things like ‘No Early Voting’ and ‘No Mail In Voting’… seriously? He’s now ruling by way of his own social media?😳 #ThatsNotHowThisWorks
Charlie Puth - That's not how this works - youtu.be/cDrkaY_cgPg #CharliePuth #찰푸놈 #Thatsnothowthisworks #찰리푸스
Guy: I want my free fry on Friday.
Me: What’s your code?
Guy: What code?!
Me: To get the free fry on Friday, you have to use the app and tell us the code for the fry.
Guy: I don’t want to do that! Just give me my free fry!!
#thatsnothowthisworks #mcdonaldslife
Also needs to said loudly:
SCOTUS changed our Constitution when they voted to deny birthright and naturalized citizenship as explicitly written in Amendment 14.
SCOTUS DOES NOT HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF UNILATERALLY CHANGING OUR CONSTITUTION!
#ThatsNotHowThisWorks
SCOTUS changed our Constitution when they voted to deny birthright and naturalized citizenship as explicitly written in Amendment 14.
SCOTUS DOES NOT HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF UNILATERALLY CHANGING OUR CONSTITUTION!
#ThatsNotHowThisWorks
An ad for "ThermaCare Menstrual Heating Pads" that shows a man wearing said heating pad on his knee for "targeted, deep penetrating relief."
Uh, what? Have I been doing it wrong all these years? #ThatsNotHowThisWorks
He was hoping she'd maybe return her daughter for a refund? Toss her in the dumpster. Give her to the Christians to be sex-trafficked? #ThatsNotHowThisWorks
How is this even being tabulated? This is just outright B.S. #thatsnothowthisworks #trumplies
If we boycotted back in the day the way Tabitha Brown and Mel, the owner of The Lip Bar, suggest we wouldn't have had the civil rights that are currently being rescinded. #ThatsNotHowThisWorks
Funny how gas is $3.15 this week and under three dollars last week. I thought I was gonna get cheaper gas prices. #thatsnothowthisworks
#magalogic
and yet the orange peel and his corporate numbnutz are prepared to make this illegal again... along with other #civilrights that have been made legal in the last 50+ years...
#thatsnothowthisworks
#thatsnothowanyofthisworks
So many people have Reply-All'd "please remove me from this list" that I can't find the original email.
#corporatelife
#thatsnothowthisworks
THIS part though, I mean, come on people! Do you honestly think we believe you thought this through? #thatsnothowthisworks #cantfixstupid #MAGAidiots #eggsvslives #butDuh #theyareeatingthedogs right?
Screenshot of the game I am developping showing the arrows shot just laying on the ground, showing where they were "dropped" on the path I was walking instead of sticking to walls.
Whoops. I broke it! 🤣
#Usurpers #GameDev #Bug #ThatsNotHowThisWorks #ImmaDropThisHere
This guy learned about Christ evicting the money-changers from the temple, and about the poor widow donating her two small coins, and decided to evict the poor widow from the temple.
#thatsnothowthisworks
#thatsnothowanyofthisworks
Accidental hilarity in the most recent Twilight book.
"If I could… I’d like to teach on a college level somewhere—probably a community college. Elective English classes—so that everyone who’s signed up is there because they want to be.”
#thatsnothowthisworks #anyofthis
Because I’ve been listening to Schubert late string quartets, Spotify thinks I might also like to hear the Vitamin String Quartet play an arrangement of “Royals.”
#ThatsNotHowThisWorks #ThatsNotHowAnyOfThisWorks
@ItsCandyButter you might want to fix your website; when I gave you my email I got a reply that said "Your in." #thatsnothowthisworks