MAGAts believe that they get in to the US by jumping over the moon on clear nights. #truefax
A #spider in my room, or any crawly insect,
I simply grab Bella, my cat, & direct
her to it. Then I ungrab & off she goes. A helluva
huntress. Plus: she eats them. A quick & clean maneuver.
Works only with really BIG bugs. But then it's perfect!
#vss365 #DailyLimerick #Truefax
imagine some Ready Player One, metaverse, escapist reality where a person works hard, applies themself, is successful, happy, etc.?
Loser Them will spend their *lives* in that faux-success universe instead of confronting their loser-dom
whoever creates that system will be a trillionaire
#TrueFax
Puppies belong by fires #truefax
A princess sleeps soundly amidst a tree in its leaves, with the caption, "I am exactly where I want to be. At home avoiding people."
Keith's dad used to buy paint from my uncle to paint their cave #truefax
My one and only time at the dogs, I bet on a greyhound owned by Jimmy Pursey from Sham 69. It came in last. #TrueFax #TOTP
Due to an oversight Pebble Mill was built without any studios, which is why all broadcasts came from the foyer or random corridors. #Truefax #1984attheBBC
Video shops with cats are better than video shops without cats. #truefax
Ten out of ten people who support their local video shop live long, healthy, filmy lives #truefax
It's less hot in the Kino than it is outside #truefax
This is absolutely exactly how I get the housework done. #truefax http://fb.me/7PjLIolNK
@Feisty_Onion He was with a bunch of people including Eddie Marsan. #truefax
This whole dance routine was lifted from She's All That. #truefax
skeptical RT @soulamami: Huh. Must try RT @drgrist: The proper way to reheat pizza is to fry it in a frying pan. #truefax