Inside of a tram with disco lights and a mirror ball hanging from the ceiling.
Nottingham announces disco tram service
Getting to Nottingham on a Saturday night to become a whole new level of groovy.
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#nottingham #publictransport #satire #unreliablefacts
Five pound note with portrait of Winston Churchill.
People will soon forget who Ray Winstone was
The cancellation of the great man has already begun. The legend who declared 'I will fight your monster' will be forgotten.
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#bankofengland #nigelfarage #raywinstone #satire #unreliablefacts
A petrol station on a bright sunny day.
Petrol stations report unusual Mother’s Day present
They had stocked up on the usual chocolate and flowers, but many have been caught out by this year's Mother's Day treat.
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#mothersday #satire #unreliablefacts
Melania Trump being presented with an oscar by the president of FIFA
Melania receives special Oscar
FIFA president awarded Melania Trump an Oscar at a special award ceremony.
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#cybertruck #melania #melaniatrump #satire #trump #unreliablefacts
Crowds of people gathered in Minnesota State Capitol as part of the national “No Kings” day of protes
Minneapolis protesters still waiting for payments
Protestors are still waiting for their payments for the No Kings Day protests. Uncertainty regarding overtime and hourly rates believed to be cause of delay.
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#ice #minneapolis #minnesota #satire #unreliablefacts
A cash point machine with a section of wall next to it with a round hole in it.
Calls for World Heritage status for Ilkeston Hole
Ilkeston residents calling for legendary hole to be granted World Heritage status to protect it from evil bankers.
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#derbyshire #ilkeston #satire #unreliablefacts
The tango shit gibbon next to a picture of a warship that looks like a picture from an old video game with the text - twat class.
Narcisist names warships after himself
Not many presidents would so self-obsessed that they would name warships after themselves. That sort of thing only happens in banana republics.
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#donaldtrump #satire #unreliablefacts #worldofwarships
Two panel image of a man on the left with an orange background and on the right a marine humanoid female with an underwater background
Dr Who spin-off series banned in Minnesota
The latest Dr Who spin-off series has been banned from being shown in Minnesota as it breaches state mortality laws.
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#drwho #minnesota #satire #unreliablefacts
Two panel image of a man on the left with an orange background and on the right a marine humanoid female with an underwater background
Dr Who spin-off series banned in Minnesota
The latest Dr Who spin-off series has been banned from being shown in Minnesota as it breaches state morality laws.
#DrWho #Minnesota #satire #UnreliableFacts
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Several Morris dancers in traditional dress performing at Stonehenge
Winter Solstice celebrations horror
Traditional winter Solstice celebration at Stonehenge was rocked by an horrific spectacle. Morris men are assisting druids with their inquiries.
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#satire #solstice #unreliablefacts #wintersolstice
Toy truck in front of its box
Exclusive picture of the truck containing evidence of 2020 rigged election
Trump has announced he has a truckload of evidence of vote rigging during the 2020 election. We have managed to get a photo of the truck.
#DonaldTrump #satire #UnreliableFacts
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Screen grab of an imbecile chemtrail idiot talking over a video of perfectly normal clouds
Chemtrail shock ingredient
Scientists discover that chemtrails contain retardium chlorate which has a devastating effect when inhaled by people who ate crayons at school.
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#chemtrails #satire #unreliablefacts
Mature gammon outside in front of a low building
Clarkson Labour MP pub ban – Zack Polanski angry
Clarkson has banned Labour MPs entering his pub. Polanski is angry that no Green Party MPs have been banned.
#GreenParty #JeremyClarkson #satire #UnreliableFacts #ZackPolanski
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The singer Shakira. A white woman with long blonde hair blown about. She has her left arm raised with her hand behind her head.
Anger at Shakira law in Britain
Claims that Shakira law is being practiced in the UK has caused anger online among people who shout at hotels.
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#satire #shakira #unreliablefacts
Book cover featuring a photo of Donald Trump. Title is Trump the art of the capitulation
Trump relaunches his book
Just in time for his Ukrainian peace deal, Trump launches an update of his seminal book with a new title. The Art of the Capitulation.
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#donaldtrump #epstein #satire #ukraine #unreliablefacts
Prince Andrew wearing a grey jacket, white shirt and light blue tie.
The Windsor formerly known as Prince to drop all names
Having lost all his titles and after pressure from people with the names Andrew or Windsor he has relinquished those as well.
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#andrew #satire #unreliablefacts
Fireworks of various colours against a night sky
Bloke angry about fireworks used for Diwali
One bloke is annoyed that all the fireworks are being used up by folk celebrating Diwali. He is worried about none being left for 5th November.
~ET
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#diwali #madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts
Meerkat character from compare the market.com adverts. A furry meerkat wearing a smoking jacket and cravat holding up in a book with books on shelves in the background.
Sarah Pochin takes aim at meerkats
She is angry at car insurance adverts that imply that bald white men don't make suitable employees.
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#reform #sarahpochin #satire #unreliablefacts
Young lady with medium long dark brown hair. Wearing a dark jacket with white patterns. She is holding a coffee cup and standing in an urban street.
Water bosses chortling at woman fined for pouring coffee down drain
When Burcu Yesilyurt was fined for pouring coffee down a drain at least one water company CEO snorted coffee out of his nose.
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#satire #unreliablefacts #watercompanies
Kermit the frog handcuffed and surrounded by three armed police officers. Possibly AI generated
Breaking news: head of Amphtifa arrested
Kristi Gnome has announced that the head of the Amphtifa scourge of Portland has been arrested.
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#amphtifa #antifa #madeupnews #nokings #satire #unreliablefacts
White woman with long wavy brown hair. Wearing a grey jacket and white top. She is holding a microphone.
Noem: more arrests announced
Following the arrest of the girlfriend of the head of ANTIFA, Mrs Claus and the brother of Easter Bunny are also in custody.
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#antifa #donaldtrump #kristinoem #satire #unreliablefacts
A pair of large knickers with a union jack design
Home Secretary makes more flag confessions. Eww!
Cooper was holding back when she listed the flags in her house. Now flag fans are feeling queasy.
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#flagshaggers #madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts #yvettecooper
Four members of Coldplay brightly lit against dark background.
Chris Martin admits he can’t remember the names of band members
The Coldplay front man revealed that like everyone else he has no idea what their names are. He has had to take steps.
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#coldplay #satire #unreliablefacts
man in brown long-sleeve shirt and jeans sitting on a chair looking at a laptop with a mobile phone to his ear
Millennial causes confusion in café
Other millennials were bemused as man holds phone to his ear.
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#llifestyle #millenials #satire #unreliablefacts
A large section of a hillside on fire during day time. Arthur's Seat in Edinburgh
Scottish volcano eruption still cause for concern
The eruption of a long dormant volcano in a large Scottish city is being monitored closely.
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#edinburgh #madeupnews #scotland #unreliablefacts #volcano
Keir Starmer wearing a black jacket, white shirt and red tie. He has his left hand held out palm down.
Scientists grow rudimentary spine in laboratory
This has been heralded as a major breakthrough and offers hope to Keir Starmer.
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#developmentalbiology #keirstarmer #madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts
Two image compilation. Left one of the Bob Vylan artists - a black man with dreadlocks wearing a white tee shirt and white shorts. The right panel showing two performers from kneecap - white men wearing sports tops and sunglasses, one is wearing a black baseball cap.
BBC quiet about rumoured pop prom acts
The BBC Prom season starts tonight. As before it will feature a pop Prom. Their choice of artists has been controversial in the past. Are they going to go too far?
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#bbcproms #bobvylan #kneecap #madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts
Tucker Carlson speaking into a microphone. Wearing a black jacket, white shirt and a tie
Tucker Carlson in strong position for irony award
When Carlson criticised Fox News for peddling misinformation a lot of coffee got snorted out of a lot of noses.
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#foxnews #ironyaward #news #tuckercarlson #unreliablefacts
US Marine Corp announce new challenge coin
A new coin has been created for Marines helping to arrest citizens going about their normal day and suppressing peaceful protest.
Thanks to @davidaugust.bsky.social
for the alert.
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#madeupnews #satire #unreliablefacts #USMC
A classic large clock with ornamental hands pointing to Roman numerals on the roof of Swansea railway station.
Plaid Cymru calls for Wales to have own time zone
As a first step towards independence Plaid Cymru are campaigning for Wales to have its own time zone. Cymru Unified National Time.
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#madeupnews #plaidcymru #satire #unreliablefacts #welshindependence
