#YIAYsanta Yuppers! Yousa scared-a meh! 😱
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#YIAYsanta *spits milk at you*
#yiaysanta blitzen you fat fuck how’d you crash through the roof
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"Erm why did you want 2000 dollars worth of pony play tack? Erm awkward"
I would tell him to add the numbers back to the titles of YIAY episodes.
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#YIAYSanta “What do you think you’re doing kid? Let’s rate this living room on the BOOM or DOOM scale. I’m thinking a solid FIVE. BIG. BOOMS!
BOOM! 💥 BOOM! 💥 BOOM! BOOM! 💥 BOOM!! 💥”
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I am taking back your copy of GTA VI for the Switch 2.
"Oh, you hate pronouns?
On the naughty list you go!"
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GOD MADE #YIAYsanta
"I've told you this every year, we can't legally give you a solid block of uranium" #YIAYsanta
A picture of Eminem throwing a cherry pepsi max, with text reading "woe cherry pepsi max be upon ye"
Ho ho hooly sigma! What the skibidi rizz are you doing out of your goon cave? Better go back lest I fanum your gyatt to Ohio #YIAYsanta
Oh Fuck! You startled me on Christmas Eve!
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#YIAYsanta AH, WHAT ARE YOU- oh wait nevermind you're not a child I'll just keep on doin my job
SNIPERWOLF! HOUSE LOCATED!
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“SANTA HATES MACAROONS!”
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#YIAYsanta He only reacts with a laugh… mark that bingo square!
#YIAYsanta let’s settle this like adults.
#YIAYsanta Can you fuck off
#YIAYsanta ho ho Ho... Forget the milk and cookies. You look delicious
#YIAYsanta Okay I admit it! The elf workers are children!
#YIAYsanta Have you invested in SantaCoin yet?
Sorry, kiddo. No witnesses.
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He didn't say anything he literally just kicked me in the jingle balls and ran away
#YIAYsanta You just turned my Ho-Ho-Ho into a No-No-No! Now get back here and give me all your dabloons before I vaporize you with my 1200 power watt laser created on November 15th 1204, made by me, Santa, also known as Saint Nick, or Saint Nicholas.
Empty your pockets! This is a Ho-Ho-Home Invasion!
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#yiaysanta “look kid, your dads not coming home and your mom’s a grown woman…”
#YIAYsanta he calls me hoe and a whore
#YIAYSanta Gosh this scared me like Jack Black in Dear Santa, now streaming on Paramount+