Here comes Santa Claus here comes Santa Claus right on Ms. Claus' tits
Pulling her hair and slapping her ass and fingering all her bits
Bells are ringin' and she is singin' cause that's what Ms. Claus likes
Hung like stockings and dressed in leather yeah Ms. Claus comes tonight
#clitsmascarols
HO HO HO!
HO HO HO!
Let's go fuck ourselves.
Let's go fuck ourselves,
Let's fill up our shelves,
with sex toys for folks to enjoy
Oh, let's go fuck ourselves.
We jerk hard all day,
With ourselves we play,
Lubes we try out,
Until they dry out,
Let's go fuck ourselves.
#clitsmascarols
Oh, IUD, oh, IUD, you help us not get pregnant
Oh IUD, oh, IUD, with period prevention
This T shaped thing, prevents alarm
With plastic string, and plastic arms
Oh, IUD, oh, IUD, you make sex more protected
#clitsmascarols
Leaves dildos when you're sleeping
you'll use them when you wake
He knows if you've been bad or good
being good was a mistake
*OHHHH*
You better strap up, you better find lube
you better be bad you sexy fuck you
Santa Cocks is coming, [incomprehensible]
#clitsmascarols
You better strap up, you better find lube
you better be good you sexy fuck you
Santa Cocks is coming, *lyric mumbled away from mic*
He's making some dicks, checking them twice
putting them in the naughty and nice
Santa Cocks is coming,
[caption missing]
#clitsmascarols
O Tannenbum, O Tannenbum,
How bumpy are thy branches!O Christmas Tree, O Christmas tree,You fit right up our asses!
Not only green in living room,
But up out butts you'll be entombed.
O Tannenbum, O Tannenbum,
How bumpy are thy branches!
#clitsmascarols
just feel those fingers fingering three with the ring in now four
if we work up to it slowly it might just go, we've got more
later i'll try my fist in right up to the wrist but we'll see
for now let's pause a moment and both drink some water and pee
#clitsmascarols
gotta get gotta get gotta get more lube
just bring back the tube
we're gonna have one long night of play
gotta grab gotta grab gotta grab fresh gloves
with so many loves
it's vital to stay safe with your lays
#clitsmascarols
Just feel those fingers fingering one more finger now two
come on it's lovely weather to do hand stuff together with you
Outside the door there's groaning and friends are moaning "OOH OOH"
come on it's lovely weather to do hand stuff together with you
#clitsmascarols
alright everyone, if you don't wanna see raunchy parodies of christmas music mute the tag #clitsmascarols
