Attention, all #MAGAts! Attention, all you #TripleTrumpers! #TuckerCarlson apologized--what are you waiting for?
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/u...
#Trump #TrumpSlump #DumpTrump #ThumpTrump #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #PresidentRump #Presidunce
#clownarchy
These horrible polls on the #ThiefInChief:
www.cnn.com/2026/04/21/p...
Could they be an #ActOfGod?
Mess with the #Pope? Nope.
#Trump #LockHimUpAlready #Clownarchy #Presidunce #Donorrhea #PresidentRump #TrumpocalypseNow
That's three major polls now showing that half of all Americans strongly disapprove of #Trump:
apnews.com/article/trum...
Come on, other half. Get with it.
#TrumpocalypseNow #Donorrhea #Clownarchy #ETTTTS #WorstPersonInTheWorld #PresidentRump
#Russia is making nearly half a billion dollars A DAY from the war with #Iran. Just another example of #Trump kissing #Putin's patootie.
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/w...
#Clownarchy #Donorrhea #TrumpocalyseNow #ThiefInChief #Dicktator
#Iran will truck oil through #Turkmenistan and maybe #Azerbaijan. I've been to both borders; no real logistical challenges. #Iraq will truck oil through #Jordan. But #SaudiArabia, the #UAE and #Qatar don't have work-arounds like that. #Trumpocalypse #Oil #Clownarchy #Donorrhea
It's #PopeVsDope:
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
What a cage match: The #LyinKing vs. #TheGoodWord.
Just #ExcommunicateTrump, would you please?
#Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #Trump #Pope
As we all suffer through #TrumpocalypseNow, I'm so proud that the #NYTimes blew the lid off the whole #WaffleHouse #Teleportation scandal.
Not.
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...
#FakeNews #Trump #Clownarchy #Donorrhea
These four people just WENT TO THE #MOON, and #Trump can't think of a single thing to talk to them about, other than Wayne #Gretzky.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-crumbl...
What. A. Moron. What a self-absorbed fool.
#Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #StupidAndEvil #EvilAndStupid #DonnyDoofus
#Trump pretends to be a #BAMF, when in fact he is a #DAMF.
#Iran #IranWar
www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/...
#TrumpocalypseNow #LyinKing #Dicktator #Donorrhea #Clownarchy #Presidunce #TrumpIsAChump
#Trump: "No one should EVER block the Strait of Hormuz. That's why I'm doing it!"
www.cnn.com/2026/04/12/b...
Really bad parenting skills.
#TrumpocalypseNow #DonnieDarko #Clownarchy #Dicktator #Donorrhea #Presidunce #TheEndarkenment #ThiefInChief
This is what a psychotic break looks like:
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The #LyinKing is losing it.
Has #Trump been tested for #syphilis ?
#Trump #TrumpocalypseNow #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #TheEndarkenment #DumbAndEvil
It is hilarious to see #Trump attack other people for their "low IQs."
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u...
Trump is the one who puts "more" in "moron".
#Trumpocalypse #DonnieDarko #Clownarchy #Dicktator #Donorrhea #Presidunce
Took the words right out of my mouth....
#Trump #Epstein #Melania #Donorrhea #Dicktator #Clownarchy #LockHimUpAlready
theonion.com/melania-trum...
"Oh, you meant YOUR 10-point peace plan? I thought you meant OUR 10-point peace plan -- even though we don't have one."
www.bbc.com/news/article...
#Clownarchy #Donorrhea #StupidIsAsStupidDoes #TrumpocalypseNow #TheEndarkenment #PresidentRump #Dicktator #Presidunce #Trump #Iran
Five takeaways from the #Trump #Iran speech:
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/u...
(1) He doesn't know what he's doing.
(2) He does not know what to do.
(3) He knows not what he does.
(4) He's a clownish fool.
(5) He's a foolish clown.
#TrumpocalypseNow #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #ThiefInChief
I once said that I could see the blood dripping from #DickCheney 's teeth, but Pete #Kegsbreath is way beyond that. The Secretary for Racism is drenched in blood.
www.thedailybeast.com/insiders-tea...
#PeteHegseth #AllTheWorstPeople #Donorrhea #TrumpocalyseNow #Dicktatorship #Clownarchy
Notice how, at the #SupremeCourt, #Trump listened only to his own lawyer, not to both sides. Trump listens only to himself, on those rare occasions when he can remember what he just said.
www.cnn.com/2026/04/01/p...
#Dicktator #Presidunce #Clownarchy #TrumpocalypseNow #Donorrhea #PrinceOfLies
On Wednesday, I paid $6/gal. for #gas, we launched 4 people toward the #Moon for the first time in 50+ years, and #Trump tried to steal #citizenship from 40,000,000 Americans due to their parentage--something that they surely had no control over.
www.cnn.com/2026/04/01/p...
#Presidunce #Clownarchy
Someone front-ran Trump's #TACO capitulation by 12 minutes yesterday, bought and sold more than $1 billion in "notional value" in oil and stocks, and made HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNcE...
#LockHimUp
#Trump #Misleadership #Corruption #TheDon #Dicktator #Clownarchy
#Trump goes TACO because Trump says that #Iran caved in in talks (talks they are not having).
apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel-trump-03-23-2026
So Trump is, officially, talking to himself. Makes sense, because Trump is the only one Trump listens to. If Trump can remember what Trump said. #Clownarchy
What you are seeing in every #Trump action is that "Plan A" is bullying, threatening, degrading and insulting everyone. And there is no "Plan B." #WorstPersonInTheWorld #DonaldtRump #Clownarchy #Trumpocalypse #TheDon #ThiefInChief #Donorrhea #LockHimUp
For all you mythology fans, "Scylla" is a $2 trillion deficit, borrowing $1 for every $4 spent. "Charybdis" is that this offsets the $2 trillion diverted from buying US goods/services by the trade deficit & stock buybacks. We're caught between Scylla&Charybdis. #Trumpocalypse #TrumpSlump #Clownarchy
Putting on my economist hat, I wonder: what would be the market-clearing price of oil, given oil's very low price elasticity, with 15 million barrels of oil per day missing? Answer: almost $400 a barrel -- more than $10 for a gallon of gas. #Oil #Iran #Hormuz #OMG #Trumpocalypse #Clownarchy #TheDon
Let me see if I have this right. #Trump is claiming that the Republicans won nine out of the last five Presidential elections. Is that what he's saying?
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
#TheDStandsForDumb #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #TheDon #ThiefInChief
The #Trump Administration stumbles blinding into a valid solution regarding the #StraitHormuz, and then promptly forgets about it.
maritime-executive.com/article/trum...
NOTHING HAS HAPPENED. It's short-attention-span theater. #Iran #War #Gasoline #Gulf #Oil #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Incompetence
I rate people whom I don't like, on a scale of zero to five, on how stupid they are. I also rate them on how evil they are. So far, #Trump is the only perfect '10.'
#StupidANDEvil #Clownarchy #Dicktatorship #Donorrhea #TheDon #ETTTTS #TrumpocalpyseNow
A little math: 21 million barrels a day are stuck behind the #StraitsOfHormuz. The strategic reserves, together, can release no more than 3 million barrels a day. See the problem?
#Iran #Oil #Trumpocalypse #TrumpSlump #Donorrhea #Clownarchy #StupidIsAsStupidDoes #ETTTTS
The situation is simple. #Trump can't bully Lloyds of London, and no insurance means no shipping. Either some government steps in to underwrite the insurance, or we wait until #SaudiArabia builds the fastest, largest pipeline in history. #Clownarchy #Iran #IranWar #TrumpocalypseNow #Dicktator #Oil
The situation is simple. #Trump can't bully Lloyds of London, and no insurance means no shipping. Either some government steps in to underwrite the insurance, or we wait until #SaudiArabia builds the fastest, largest pipeline in history. #Clownarchy #Iran #IranWar #TrumpocalypseNow #Dicktator
$5 a gallon gas is "a very small price to pay," says the man who has never filled up a gas tank in his entire life.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-drops-...
All this because #Hegseth loves the smell of napalm in the morning.
#ItsTheEconomyStupid #Iran #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #TheDon #TrumpocalypseNow