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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can’t tuna fish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s a vampire’s favorite candy? Blood orange lollipops. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call an insect that tells time? A clockroach. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s a bear’s favorite drink? Root beer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pup-eroni. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Did you hear about the new company making cute houses for horses?

It's a pretty stable business.

#dadjokes #yqr #jokes #puns

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What’s a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can’t tuna fish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a fish who loves to play basketball? A bass-ketball player. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Comic with an Easter Bunny wearing teenage fashion and low-hanging pants. He is in a store looking at a display of Peeps candy. The Easter Bunny is looking at the display and says, "Yo."

Meme text reads: "The Easter Bunny at the candy store, giving a shout-out to his Peeps."

Comic with an Easter Bunny wearing teenage fashion and low-hanging pants. He is in a store looking at a display of Peeps candy. The Easter Bunny is looking at the display and says, "Yo." Meme text reads: "The Easter Bunny at the candy store, giving a shout-out to his Peeps."

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hare-line.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns […]

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