What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can’t tuna fish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Did you hear about the new company making cute houses for horses?
It's a pretty stable business.
#dadjokes #yqr #jokes #puns
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can’t tuna fish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a fish who loves to play basketball? A bass-ketball player. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Comic with an Easter Bunny wearing teenage fashion and low-hanging pants. He is in a store looking at a display of Peeps candy. The Easter Bunny is looking at the display and says, "Yo." Meme text reads: "The Easter Bunny at the candy store, giving a shout-out to his Peeps."
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hare-line.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
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