#eggdealer

Backyard Gardener & Local Egg Dealer #tshirt #eggdealer buy here : fegea.com/eggdlr

I got that hook up🥚💸 #eggdealer

Just got off the line with my hookup down the block. Business is so good for her that I have to wait until tomorrow for my share of the stash.

#eggdealer

Living on a homestead means duck liver pate, which leads to bread making... it's a slippery slope, folks.
Wait until you see my egg flex.
#homestead #eggdealer

Yes 🥚
No X2
One dozen per transaction
No hogs, bogarts, or greedy fucks
There's a waiting list, you're 3rd
One price $5 no matter what's in the box
#whatsinthebox
#fivedollars
#eggs
#doorcountyfarm
#wisconsin
#egg
#eggdealer

People who raise chickens are the new drug kingpins.
#eggdealer
#GetYourFix

We adopted two new chickens! Meet Caliente aka Cali and Ginger 🐔 🩷😊 Our girls Petunia, Sinead, and Sinead 2 are getting older and slowing down, and eggs are crazy expensive, so I put an ISO for pullets and someone local was getting rid of these two ladies, so we adopted them🩷 #chickens #eggdealer

#BlackMarketEggs #SideHustle #EggDealer #FarmToTableButSketchy #YolkCartel #CashOnlyNoReceipts

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

I’m officially a black market egg dealer. You need a dozen? Meet me in the parking lot—cash only, no questions asked. Want the good stuff?

#EggFlation #BlackMarketEggs #SideHustle #EggDealer #FarmToTableButSketchy #YolkCartel #CashOnlyNoReceipts