Meme with two side-by-side photos of trees, titled "Your Family Tree." One tree is manicured and shaped perfectly round, labeled "Expectations." The other tree has multiple winding stalks and branches, going in many directions, and is labeled "Reality."

Bonus #DadJokes
Q: What type of tree likes to give high fives?
A: A palm tree.

Q: Why do trees hate riddles?
A: Because it’s too easy to get stumped.

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A Harry Bliss cartoon, showing a squirrel and a dog both standing near a tree, each of them stretching in preparation for exercise. The image is titled "Spring Training."

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees?
A: Because they’re really good at it.

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Comic (titled "Outtake from The Joy of Painting") which shows Bob Ross painting a landscape. Dialogue reads, "There. We have three happy trees. ... Now, just for fun, let's make one arrogant, pretentious tree. Look at this guy. What a douche!" Credit: facebook.com/ScottMetzgerCaricom

Bonus #Joke
Giant redwood trees really are so cool. They just have something incredibly special going on. It's hard to describe, if you haven't seen them.

They have a certain "je ne sequoia."

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Photo of some evergreen bushes. Tucked among them is a sign that is partially blocked by the overgrown bushes. All that can be read are the words "DO NOT".

Do not! Just... Don't.

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Photo of a tree without leaves next to a street with remnants of snow. Someone has tied beer cans onto the branches of the tree. Meme text reads, "Spring is here! The trees have buds on them!"

Bonus #Joke
Two Mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night.

One of them says, "I gotta admit, I'm scared out here."

The other replies, "You're scared? I gotta walk back alone!"

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Comic showing a wolf standing on a cliff, looking up at the moon. An irritated and angry moon is looking back and him and says, "Oh, my God! What?!?"

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: When is the #moon heaviest?

A: When it's full.

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Two-panel meme. Top panel shows the Next Generation crew of the Enterprise on the bridge. Meme text for the top reads, "It's no good, sir... The giant space letters are still after us." Bottom half is a screenshot of the Next Generation title sequence, with the Enterprise soaring through space, and the words "Executive Producer: Gene Roddenberry" behind the ship.

Bonus #TrekJokes
Q: How many #Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Klingons do not fear the dark.

Q: How many #Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends how much Latinum you are willing to pay.

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An exasperated Capt. Katherine Janeway (actress Kate Mulgrew) from Star Trek: Voyager is throwing her hands in the air. Meme text reads, "Seriously?... We nearly hit a blue box in space?... Who the hell flies a blue box in space?"

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?

A: A Milky Way.

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Photo of the lunar module ("moon car") from Apollo 11, as last seen when it was on the moon. Meme text reads, "One Of A Kind... Parked in the same spot since 1972. Not for sale."

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you win in a space talent competition?

A: A constellation prize.

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A photo of astronaut Buzz Aldrin, smiling and proud. Meme text reads, "I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon... Neil before me."

Bonus #Joke
How is it that meteors always land in craters?🤔 They sure must have great aim!

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A criminal line-up with four candy Peeps and a real baby chicken. The thought balloon over the chick reads, "Oh, this is bullshit..."

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: How do you know where the Easter Bunny hides his treasure?
A: Eggs marks the spot.

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Comic with an Easter Bunny wearing teenage fashion and low-hanging pants. He is in a store looking at a display of Peeps candy. The Easter Bunny is looking at the display and says, "Yo." Meme text reads: "The Easter Bunny at the candy store, giving a shout-out to his Peeps."

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hare-line.

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Photo of a hand holding a bag of plastic green Easter grass. Meme text reads, "Don't ever buy grass from the Easter Bunny."

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?
A: Hip Hop!

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Meme with two images of a happy Pillsbury Doughboy. The left Doughboy is white and puffy, exclaiming "He is risen!" Under that doughboy, the text says "Happy Easter!" On the right, a Pillsbury Doughboy is brown and speckled like unleavened bread. His text says, "He is not!" Under that doughboy, the text reads, "Happy Passover!" Meme credit: MrDavid.com

Bonus #Jokes for #Passover
Q: What army base is off limits on Passover?
A: Fort Leavenworth

Q: Did you hear about the gefilte fish that went deaf?
A: He had to buy a herring-aid.

Q: How does Moses make beer?
A: Hebrews it!

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Photo of a cat hiding inside a paper bag, which is laying sideways on the floor. Only the cat's face is visible. He is peering out, waiting to pounce on something. Meme text reads, "Waiting to prank somebody on April Fool's Day, like..."

🤔 If my milk expires on April 1st, does that mean it hasn't really expired?

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Meme with a photo of the Pillsbury Dough Boy character. Meme text reads: "SAD NEWS... Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough and Dill Dough, plus they had one in the oven. Service were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes."

I hope this gives you a much-kneaded laugh today.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #Pillsbury #PillsburyDoughBoy #BreadPuns #DadPuns #Playdoh

Photo of a very cute Labrador dog with his/her face resting on the edge of a bed, looking longingly at the camera. Meme text reads, "Good Morning... I'm just going to wag my tail against noisy stuff until you wake up, because I love you."

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A Labracadabrador.

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Photo of a cat staring out a window while standing only on its back two legs. Meme text reads, "Me looking out the window to see what season we're doing today."

Where I live (near Chicago), the running joke is always, "If you don't like the weather, just wait a few minutes for the seasons to change again." That is always especially true in the Spring.

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Photo of a post in the ground, with no signs on it or particularly unusual decor. Meme text points an arrow at it and reads, "Share this post for now reason."

It's not political. It's not controversial. It's not clickbait or AI Slop.

It's just a post.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #SocialMedia #Posting

Photo of a bus stop kiosk. The side of the kiosk reads, "To get the bus to Hogwarts, please run directly at this sign."

This week in #Chicago , two food delivery #robots from two different companies ran into different bus stop kiosks and broke the glass sides. Both companies have offered to pay for the damages.

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Comic panel with Capt. Kirk and Mr. Scott. Kirk is wearing a plaid hat and pointing to it. He asks, "Scotty, how? Do you like? My. New hat." Meme caption reads, "Tim O'Shatner" Credit: Wayno and Piraro Bizarro Comics, dated 08-15-25

Remember:
Bad #StPatricksDay puns don't just shame you...

They Seamus all.

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Multi-mabel meme with the Muppets-- Kermit the Frog and Pepe the Shrimp. Panel 1 - Kermit says, "Happy St. Patrick's Day from The Muppets! Panel 2 - Pepe pinches Kermit. Panel 3 - Kermit asks, "Pepe! Why did you pinch me?!" Panel 4 - Pepe replies, "Because you're not wearing any green!" Panel 5 - Kermit says, "...Pepe, I am green." Panel 6 - Pepe replies, "...Well, you're not wearing any clothes, and that's a problem too."

Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call an Irish Spider?
A: Paddy Long Legs.

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Meme with a photo of a very tall rock, with a small fence behind it. Meme text reads, "Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be the headstone of the worlds oldest ever living man... He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin."

Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call a fake blarney stone?
A: A sham-rock.

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Meme with Sir Patrick Stewart in saintly clergy robes and a classic painted angelic pose. On his chest is a glowing StarTrek symbol, and in the background is a small Enterprise spaceship in the distance.

Patron Saint of Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

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Meme showing a nun with a halo, holding a cat and a book. Meme text reads: "It happens every year-- 'Patrick this' and 'Patrick that'. No one remembers me and my cats... March 17th -- St Gertrude of Nevilles, Patron Saint of Cats."

Useless Trivia:
Originally, St. Gertrude was invoked to get rid of mice and rats. But she eventually became associated with cats.

To be fair, she is... Cat-tholic.

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Two-panel meme, explaining the difference between "Watch vs Warning" Left panel: a photo of empty taco shells and some ingredients for tacos. Meme text reads, "TACO WATCH: We have the ingredients; tacos are possible." Right panel: a photo of prepared tacos and full taco shells. Meme text reads, "TACO WARNING: Seriously, we're having tacos right now." [Meme credit: digitalmomblog.com ]

What with #Tornadoes coming through my home state of #Illinois today, I thought this would be a good time to explain the difference between the phrases #TornadoWatch and #TornadoWarning .

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Photo of the late Queen Elizabeth in a pink coat next to a Bishop in red church attire. The floor where they're both standing is a large checkerboard pattern, like a chessboard. Meme text reads, "If the Bishop moves forward, the Queen can take him."

Bonus #DadJokes
Q: What do you call a knight who’s afraid to fight?
A: Sir Render!

Q: Why did the knight bring a pen to battle?
A: Because the pen is mightier than the sword.

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Photo of the corner of a brick wall. A large metal spring is resting against the corner, and partly tucked out of sight. Meme text reads, "Are you excited? Spring is right around the corner!"

Bonus #DadJoke
I used to have winter fat. But now I have spring rolls.

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#Weather

Photo of a firetruck that has driven into a pond. Its front cabin is submerged in the pond, and the rest of it is on the shore. Meme text reads, "I'm not a fireman, But I don't think that's how you refill a fire truck."

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What word starts with an F and ends in "-uck"?
A: Firetruck.

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A waist of time.


#FlachwitzFabrik #DadJoke #DadJokes #humour #humor #jokeoftheday #dad jokes
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