Advertisement · 728 × 90
#
Hashtag
#lifefail
Advertisement · 728 × 90

C'est ça ! Rien de tel qu'un film à l'hosto pour démontrer que la vie c'est pas toujours rose, hein ?😂🍉 #LifeFail

0 0 0 0

Motivational post tells me ‘you’re about to gain more than you’ve ever lost’, which is ironically funny because I feel like today I lost more than I’ve ever gained...
#LifeFail

0 0 0 0

Well the garage door repair guy just saw me after a full workout, no makeup, greasy hair—basically looking like I lost a fight with a treadmill. Would’ve been mortifying five years ago, but now I just offered him a protein bar and asked if he lifts. #LifeFail #WhatIsTheWorld

2 0 1 0

#lifefail

0 0 0 0

Those days when you realise that you can't do what lots of people take for granted without totally wrecking yourself but there is soooo much that needs doing #autoimmunedisease #lifefail (and I'll probs delete this shortly) 😩

4 0 0 0

Made an error with life planning this week and now need to get up at 0600 4 days in a row! 😭

This is almost as bad as it gets for someone who is 100% not a morning person.

#lifefail #badplanning #earlymornings #sleep #nightowl

2 0 0 0
Post image

Today's #lifefail:

My new jacket is too slippery for my laptop strap. My bag keeps sliding.

I am very displeased with this turn of events. I was really looking forward to the coziness...now, I will have to move this to the "not turning up the thermostat" pile by the sofa.

0 0 0 0

It is TOO FUCKING DARK in this country.

Why the FUCK do I insist on remaining here to inflict this CRAP on myself?

#LifeFail

0 0 0 0

[Timesheet] 13:05-13:13: Trolling Whaleoil. #lifefail

0 0 0 0

I'm never gonna meet Peter Pan/Andrew Ducote D: #lifefail

0 0 0 0

Trapped in lift. #lifefail

0 0 0 0

In the words of @tammyrants, "Sometimes, I realIy wish I could hate someone to death".

He's just not worth the effort. #lifefail

0 0 0 0

Started reading @gracedent 's "How to leave Twitter" but it made me need to come check Twitter. #lifefail

0 0 0 0

Fucks sake. Bought tuna and jacket for dinner, knew I had Mayo. But didn't. Take out it is, 2nd night in a role #LifeFail

0 0 0 0

Best before: 30-04-11. #lifefail

0 0 0 0

si avvale della facoltà di non rispondere agli stimoli esterni.
#LifeFail

0 0 0 0

Poured boiling water on myself instead of cup. Got water into cup. Hit head on ceiling. Poured cup of boiling water on myself. #lifefail

0 0 0 0