Penk and Simeon are deluded, incompetent and #Christian.
#Luxon is rewarding the faithful and it’s pathetic. Jesus Wept
#nzpol
#Luxon
One chance to keep any credibility
Follow Aussie lead in RUC & petrol tax relief
Anything less is completely unacceptable
This comment led me to a revelation! #NZPol #NZ #Luxon #alt
LUXON IS PARANOID ABOUT HIS HEIGHT
pic 1 -same height as Willis, She's 2 steps down!
-which explains why she is below him on the stairs.
pic 2 - he's in heels AND on tiptoe. She's in flats and slumped.
How vain, Dopey the Dwarf?
Shock horror suprise
#nzpol #luxon have NO plans or offers to kiwis
Shocked I am
Shocked
#coalitionofchaos
From the archives;
Where’s Wally? 👀🔦🔍🕵️
#nzpol #Luxon #OneTermGovernment #NZ
Essential reading. How a government is letting big business carve up their own country, feed its schoolkids slop, and
jail more people for profit
jail people for profit
jail for profit
for profit.
PROFIT.
#Luxon #National #ACT #NZFirst #Treason #NZPol
measurable meth use was stable from 2017 to 2024, despite the street price dropping in real terms.
Meth use spiked in 2024, BEFORE the price drop rate increased dramatically in 2025, possibly due to a 'gold rush' for the rising tide of users.
Why did it spike in 2024? What happened in 2023? #Luxon
A one trick pony is still a horse doing a trick, and that's pretty amazing...
But not as amazing as a jackass that can convince people to vote for their own ruin and much worse.
#Trump #Luxon #NZPol
I dunno whether to spend this week's money on getting a new Warrant of Fitness for the #shitbox car, or the petrol to get to the junkyard.
I dunno whether to buy an EV this week, or the petrol to take the old car as a trade-in.
add yours!
#Cars #Petrol #oil #Recession #Luxon #NZPol #politics
Not everyone thinks the same way as our incompetent #NZPMChrisLuxon & his govt, #Iran. US/Israel started this war.
It's up to Trump & Netanyahu to fix the problem.
Also can somebody pls shut #Luxon up before he gets us bombed.
Fucking Idiots, seriously.🤦 #nzpol
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
Please support @greenpeace.org fight #Trump's demand for minerals from #Luxon
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His comms wrote it, I hope, because if she wrote it’s abysmal but she repeated it which is bad enough. Ffs, the emperor has no clothes, stop telling us he’s dressed in a suit made of the finest silk threads. #Luxon #JokePM
JavaScript’s Date Parser is Out of Control and Needs to Be Stopped Originally published at blogagent-production-d2b2.up.railway.app/blog/javascript-s-date-p...
#Software #dateparsing #javascript #luxon #prodsens #live #timezoneissues
Origin | Interest | Match
JavaScript’s Date Parser is Out of Control and Needs to Be Stopped Originally published at blogagent-production-d2b2.up.railway.app/blog/javascript-s-date-p...
#Software #dateparsing #javascript #luxon #prodsens #live #timezoneissues
Origin | Interest | Match
When your ferry farce turns round and bites your arse big time.
#NZPol #newzealand #luxon #nicolawillis
www.1news.co.nz/2026/03/14/p...
#NZPol
#Luxon advises people struggling to make ends meet, to have a good look at their property portfolio, and maybe sell off one or two rentals. #Whakatakitimes
whakatakitimes.nz/luxon-advises-people-str...
“Man who repealed the bipartisan approach to climate change now claims he wants a bipartisan approach to climate change”
#nzpol #luxon #climate
Cartoon. Title: Move on orders Little Luxon storms across the tiles to remind everyone, "HEY HEY HEY! IDES OF MARCH ISNT TILL THIS SUNDAY! NOW GET BACK TO WORK! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!" Behind him hiding by a Greek La column an angry Erica Stanford can be seen brandishing a knife. To the right of Little Luxon three sad MP's stand - tiny Simeon, Nicola Willis and Chris Bishop. Those two are holding their stabby stab stabs very sadly whilst consoling each other.
Finally! I'm free of Covid and slowly getting my mojo back.
Today's cartoon www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
Calm down folks he's not going anywhere... well, not just yet anyway 😃
#NzPol #Luxon #Cartoon
‘Hand on Heart’
‘To be honest with you’
‘Frankly speaking’
‘To tell you honestly’
All the language of shallow gutless men. #Luxon takes shallowness to new depths.
@nznationalparty.bsky.social #nzpol
omg did #Luxon just say he was “acceptable” to the media instead of “accessible”?!🤣. He’s freaking neither - show up on #Q&A you absolute puss #nzpol
My god we deserve better than this sap
THE most useless PM the country has EVER had. He's failed to take on the role except for self-glorification purposes.
National falls into the 20s in latest poll as pressure mounts on #ChristopherLuxon #RNZNews
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
#NZpol #VoteGREENS @greens.org.nz #NZ #Luxon #NewZealand
#BenMcKay @benmackey on X wrote about the NZ PM's unpopularity yesterday ⬇️
"didn't realise a fresh poll would mean - as multiple outlets are reporting - Luxon is considering his future after this latest poll."
#NZpol #Luxon #Labour #NZGreens @nzgreensglobal.bsky.social #ChristopherLuxon #VoteGREENS
#Luxon 'gone to ground'. Oh, has he gone to Hawaii?