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Amazon UK bestsellers chart, with his book sandwiched at No 2, between Fluffy Chick: A Touch and Feel Book and a seasonal book about an illegal immigrant (Paddington's Easter Egg Hunt). As Matt put it: "I've never seen anything like this." You've never seen anything like coming second in something?
Weird, because I heard you had - and only last month as well. Anyway, Goodwin

Amazon UK bestsellers chart, with his book sandwiched at No 2, between Fluffy Chick: A Touch and Feel Book and a seasonal book about an illegal immigrant (Paddington's Easter Egg Hunt). As Matt put it: "I've never seen anything like this." You've never seen anything like coming second in something? Weird, because I heard you had - and only last month as well. Anyway, Goodwin

I know everything is awful but at least I get to live in a time where #MarinaHyde is writing

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This, by #MarinaHyde is chock-full of hilarious observations.

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So the Epstein scandal is about politics? Silly me for thinking it’s about the mass abuse of women and girls | Marina Hyde Obsessing over individual players and political chaos leaves less time to focus on the misogyny. And that’s for the best, isn’t it guys, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

#MarinaHyde is spot on again @us.theguardian.com #EpsteinFiles #sexualabuse

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So the Epstein scandal is about politics? Silly me for thinking it’s about the mass abuse of women and girls | Marina Hyde Obsessing over individual players and political chaos leaves less time to focus on the misogyny. And that’s for the best, isn’t it guys, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

🇨🇦🍁 'Not even the biggest #scandal of the scandal' and 'shapeshifters gotta #shapeshift' says columnist #MarinaHyde.

#elbowsup #never51 #misogyny #oligarchy #abuse #women #poli #uspoli #worldpoli #epstein #worldpoli

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#marinahyde @theguardian.com
Absolutely!

"How about the biggest and grimmest question of all: what it means for women and girls to be able to clearly see that we live in a world where so many of the richest and most powerful men alive are just not bothered enough by their exploitation. Or worse."

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Never forget Epstein’s little helpers – the powerful men who knew about his crimes, and helped him out anyway | Marina Hyde I’m sorry, but this is not just a political scandal. Time to refocus on the horrific mistreatment of women and girls, and the role of these ghouls, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

While it's unlikely to ever get the same traction as the ongoing political Punch and Judy show, I'm very glad that someone's actually thinking about (a) the actual victims and (b) what this whole sorry affair tells us about the elites who shape our lives. Thank you #MarinaHyde!

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As many of us concluded years ago, this network of wealthy, elitists not only supported each other in the procurement and sexual abuse but saw nothing wrong with it. I’m sure it’s ongoing globally, and always will be until we hear and respect the voice of the victims. #epstein #marinahyde #sexcrimes

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Masked thugs, sneering elites and terrified citizens: a picture of the US today. We used to have a name for this | Marina Hyde Truly, I am the country’s biggest fan. But in the spirit of free speech its leaders apparently love, here’s a few things the rest of the world needs them to know, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

What she said! #marinahyde
Every word!
but will it make a difference in MAGA La-la land?

State sanctioned murder.
#ICE #Oligarchs #Melania #trashy
⬇️
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Masked thugs, sneering elites and terrified citizens: a picture of the US today. We used to have a name for this | Marina Hyde Truly, I am the country’s biggest fan. But in the spirit of free speech its leaders apparently love, here’s a few things the rest of the world needs them to know, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

🇨🇦🍁 Columnist #MarinaHyde writes of the #political upside-down in the #US right now. She captures the whole sordid panorama of #stupidity
#elbowsup #never51 #democracy #fascism #toadies

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I see Keir Starmer's thinking about banning social media for under-16s, so maybe someone could stick an amendment on any bill, banning parents from plastering their kids all over it from the moment they're born.
Maybe they can't meaningfully consent to working in Mark Zuckerberg's content mines any more than celebrity kids can meaningfully consent to being monetised by their parents. Or maybe all those ships have sailed.

I see Keir Starmer's thinking about banning social media for under-16s, so maybe someone could stick an amendment on any bill, banning parents from plastering their kids all over it from the moment they're born. Maybe they can't meaningfully consent to working in Mark Zuckerberg's content mines any more than celebrity kids can meaningfully consent to being monetised by their parents. Or maybe all those ships have sailed.

Smart from that #MarinaHyde www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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Mystic Nigel has seen the future: a country run by his cabinet of taxidermied Tories | Marina Hyde By welcoming ‘Honest Bob’ Jenrick into the fold, the Reform seer is embracing the uniparty chaos he claimed to be seeing off, writes Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

Brutal and brilliant from #MarinaHyde ! #Jenrick

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@greenelects.world "the people don't want to hear the lefty nonsense Zack is saying"

Yes we do, and fuck you Punditry!

Go back to your castles!

#UKPOL #UKPOLITICS #ZackPolanski #Punditry #MarinaHyde #GPEW #Greens #GreenParty

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Make a political hero of Zack Polanski if
you want. Just don't forget to engage your
brain

Marina Hyde

Make a political hero of Zack Polanski if you want. Just don't forget to engage your brain Marina Hyde

Early life and education edi

Hyde was born at St George's Hospital, London [l the daughter of Sir Alastair
Edgcumbe James Dudley-Williams, 2nd Baronet, and his wife, the former Diana
Elizabeth Jane Duncan. Through her father, she is the granddaughter of aviation
pioneer and Conservative politician Sir Rolf Dudley-Williams, 1st Baronet. Hyde was
privately educated at Downe House School, near Newbury in Berkshire, [! and read
English at the University of Oxford where she was an undergraduate student at Christ
Church, Oxford [5]

Career [edt]

Hyde's career has included work at The Sun and The Guardian 12!

The Sun [edit]

Hyde began her career in journalism as a temporary secretary on the Showbiz desk at
The Sun newspaper °I] In an otherwise unrelated article in The Guardian, she wrote: "I
am only called Marina Hyde because my real name was too long to fit across a single
column in The Sun, where | started out".”] She was later sacked by Sun editor David
Yelland after it emerged she had been exchanging e-mails with Piers Morgan, editor of
rival newspaper the Daily Mirror [8]

Early life and education edi Hyde was born at St George's Hospital, London [l the daughter of Sir Alastair Edgcumbe James Dudley-Williams, 2nd Baronet, and his wife, the former Diana Elizabeth Jane Duncan. Through her father, she is the granddaughter of aviation pioneer and Conservative politician Sir Rolf Dudley-Williams, 1st Baronet. Hyde was privately educated at Downe House School, near Newbury in Berkshire, [! and read English at the University of Oxford where she was an undergraduate student at Christ Church, Oxford [5] Career [edt] Hyde's career has included work at The Sun and The Guardian 12! The Sun [edit] Hyde began her career in journalism as a temporary secretary on the Showbiz desk at The Sun newspaper °I] In an otherwise unrelated article in The Guardian, she wrote: "I am only called Marina Hyde because my real name was too long to fit across a single column in The Sun, where | started out".”] She was later sacked by Sun editor David Yelland after it emerged she had been exchanging e-mails with Piers Morgan, editor of rival newspaper the Daily Mirror [8]

Zack Polanski not appealing to Marina Hyde is good thing. Kind of a relief actually.

I'm remember Bonnie Greer's review of her act, "she's funny, but so what?"

#ZackPolanski #MarinaHyde #UKPOL #UKPOLITICS #Pundits

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Make a political hero of Zack Polanski if you want. Just don’t forget to engage your brain | Marina Hyde The Green party leader is riding high in the polls. But across the political spectrum, uncritical adulation leads nowhere fast, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

1/2 Desperate hatchet job on @zackpolanski.bsky.social from #marinahyde here. A proper journalist would actually understand the words he said before the knee-jerk reaction.
1 in 5 care workers are foreign nationals (that means 4 in 5 are NOT foreign).

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I see my theory about *voting* has now gained some credibility with She-who-must-be-revered #MarinaHyde @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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It’s Tory conference: Boris-wave goodbye to a deluded party on its way to electoral annihilation | Marina Hyde When both Reform and the Liberal Democrats are eating your lunch, and even Nadine Dorries has abandoned ship, it might just be time to call it, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

"the Conservative party popularised the idea that actions did not have consequences, that cake could be both had and eaten"

The UK conservatives facing the same future as the #LNP

#auspol #marinahyde #torriee

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It’s the art of the dodgy deal, Middle East edition: author Donald Trump, updated by Jared Kushner | Marina Hyde Does the Donald know that there’s a new master negotiator in town? Of course he does, he taught the apprentice everything he knows, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde


Excellent #MarinaHyde
#jaredkushner #saudiarabia #netanyahu #trump #fascism
#democracy #usa #gop #fascists

👉 Vote 'em Out!

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Boycott the banquet, send a tweet. But ending the horror in Gaza still relies on the worst people in the world | Marina Hyde This humanitarian catastrophe is barely of passing interest to Donald Trump. The curse of our times is how little we can do about it, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

I've never read such a bitter column by #MarinaHyde. And so bitterly true.
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@nickyaacampbell.bsky.social having a go at #marinahyde good on her for leaving abruptly 👏👏👏

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the biggest patriot of them all? It is I, Robert Jenrick | Marina Hyde When I gaze deep into my own eyes, what do I see? An iron-willed, crime-crushing flag-raiser whose ascent to the Tory leadership is surely inevitable, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the biggest #HonestBob of them all? It is I, @robertjenrickmp.bsky.social | #MarinaHyde
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Listen up, weaklings: there’s no Epstein client list. Why are you so obsessed? Yours, Donald J Trump | Marina Hyde It’s the bonfire of the Maga hats. The real mystery is where their wearers got the idea of a paedophile conspiracy from in the first place, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

"To summarise his administration’s position: “We took a look at the #DeepState & it turns out to be very shallow. Seriously, I’m standing in it right now & it doesn’t even come up to my knees.” In these dark times thank goodness for #MarinaHyde @theguardian.com
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Glastonbury chanters or the Southport hate-tweeter – throw the book at one, you must throw it at them all | Marina Hyde There are many nasty idiots in the world – but whether the offence was at a music festival or online, none of these people should be in jail, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

Excellent commentary from #MarinaHyde

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ews that Avon and Somerset police have launched criminal
investigations into the bands Bob Vylan and Kneecap for their
Glastonbury sets reminds me that we have a severe prisons crisis
in the UK, and that we need to build more of them. Perhaps we
should build a special one for all the people we keep criminally investigating
for saying, rather than doing, bad things. I'm pretty sure they have a few of
those types of prisons in other countries. Although, it must be said that those
are normally countries run by people we consider bad. Confusing! But look,
‘maybe we’re becoming the sort of country where we imprison lots of people
for saying awful things. I don’t ... love this look for us, I have to say. But no
doubt someone has thought it all through very, very carefully.
If so, they could put the two nasty idiots from Bob Vylan in it. Obviously all
of Kneecap, too. Maybe those guys would have their cell on the same landing

ews that Avon and Somerset police have launched criminal investigations into the bands Bob Vylan and Kneecap for their Glastonbury sets reminds me that we have a severe prisons crisis in the UK, and that we need to build more of them. Perhaps we should build a special one for all the people we keep criminally investigating for saying, rather than doing, bad things. I'm pretty sure they have a few of those types of prisons in other countries. Although, it must be said that those are normally countries run by people we consider bad. Confusing! But look, ‘maybe we’re becoming the sort of country where we imprison lots of people for saying awful things. I don’t ... love this look for us, I have to say. But no doubt someone has thought it all through very, very carefully. If so, they could put the two nasty idiots from Bob Vylan in it. Obviously all of Kneecap, too. Maybe those guys would have their cell on the same landing

Marina Hyde, who was born into privilege calls the guys of Bob Vylan (who were not born into privilege)

I see you middle class boys and girls who think this tired old act gives you life.

This is Classism. She's putting Bob Vylan and Kneecap in the same […]

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Dear heads of state: Donald Trump won’t love you back. He may be the worst boyfriend the world has ever seen | Marina Hyde The frantic attempts to decode his behaviour reminds me of self-help relationship babble in the 1990s. Then, as now – it’s not you, it’s him, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

Decoding the Donald by #MarinaHyde
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Dear heads of state: Donald Trump won’t love you back. He may be the worst boyfriend the world has ever seen | Marina Hyde The frantic attempts to decode his behaviour reminds me of self-help relationship babble in the 1990s. Then, as now – it’s not you, it’s him, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

🇨🇦🍁 It's all about #him, says @theguardian.com columnist #MarinaHyde - she said it!
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It started with a comment from Marina Hyde, and ended with me questioning my belief that contemporary art is for everyone, if only we explain it well enough.

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#artworld #contemporaryart #collecting #culture #marinahyde

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So long, Elon: the cuts didn’t go to plan, but you completely shredded your reputation | Marina Hyde Judging by Musk’s approval ratings, Tesla investors won’t be the only ones happy to see the dethroning of the king of Doge, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

#ElonMusk leaves the #DOGE with a $1,860 billion hole, a damaged image, and angry #Tesla investors. #MarinaHyde suggests that he colonize Mars to rule without contradictions. Ironic, spicy, enjoyable.
March: the last refuge of oversized egos.
#Elon #Hyde #TheGuardian

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I used to enjoy Marina Hyde and then one day I just stopped. I think it was Bonnie Greer who said "she's funny, but so what?"

Maybe it's a class thing?

Anyway, it takes genital fortitude to investigate Mossad […]

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Was this a hen do or a humanitarian mission to liberate Paris? Either way, give Lauren Sánchez an award | Marina Hyde The hemlines were high and the diamonds hefty as the world’s second-richest fiancee and her entourage stormed the Seine. Formez vos bataillons, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

"the dress code wasn’t specifically themed as Marie Antoinette – necklines did plunge deep, in the late 18th-century style, but hemlines had been guillotined somewhere near the Kármán line."
It's #MarinaHyde enjoy
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I read this five times over for the sheer joy of the famous #MarinaHyde sentence construction and the heavenly burns she delivers.
@theguardian.com ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

#ReformUK
#Jenkyns
#Farage

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