Dilute calico in loaf position sitting in the photographer’s lap. Her eyes are half closed and it makes her look disapproving. She’s not by the way, she always looks like that.
Don’t even think about it.
#cats #catsofbluesky #patchesqueenofeverything #amurderousfeline
Dilute calico cat curled up on a green couch.
Why do you have to work? Come snuggle me!
#cats #catsofbluesky #patchesqueenofeverything #snugglesnotstruggles
Close up of a dilute calico begging for additional treats like she hasn’t had plenty today
May I please have a snack?
#cats #catsofbluesky #snacktime #kittymonday #patchesqueenofeverything #amurderousfeline
Muted calico cat curled up in my lap, I went to the hospital for a week and she’s refused to have anything to do with me ever since
I’m considering forgiving mom for being gone for a week in December. I have missed sitting with her, she’s warm.
#cats #catsofbluesky #patchesqueenofeverything #amurderousfeline
Regal muted calico cat sitting with her tail curled around her paws
Surveying my kingdom and finding it wanting. Seriously there’s a severe shortage of treats around here.
#cats #catsofbluesky #patchesqueenofeverything #amurderousfeline
Muted calico cat in perfect loaf position
You may pet my ears now, and maybe my chin, I’m still deciding.
#cats #catsofbluesky #patchesqueenofeverything #amurderousfeline
Muted calico cat looking imperious.
I see you have some of my treats, it would be best if you handed them over quietly.
#cats #catsofbluesky #amurderousfeline #patchesqueenofeverything
Muted calico cat lying on a tan blanket she appears to be upside down. And has also somehow managed to hide every orange spot on her body.
I’m not upside down, you’re upside down, perhaps you’ve become Australian, I’ve heard that’s a thing humans can do.
#cats #catsofbluesky #patchesqueenofeverything
Calico cat sitting in a lap looking very annoyed
I expect my throne to sit absolutely still while I sleep, you are doing a terrible job.
#cats #catsofbluesky #amurderousfeline #patchesqueenofeverything
Muted calico cat sitting on the arm of a couch looking into the distance
It’s Caturday, time to destroy something.
#cats #catsofbluesky #patchesqueenofeverything #amurderousfeline
Muted calico sitting on the arm of a couch. A red a grey spray bottle is visible across the room. Patches, as always, looks ready for violence. I have never sprayed my cats with that bottle, they have one of their own that has only ever contained water.
Mother! I found your spray bottle! Now I’m going to spray you! #cats #catsofbluesky #patchesqueenofeverything
Grey cat and muted calico cat curled up on a blue blanket the grey cat is asleep, the calico is dozing off
Chased all the strangers out of the house, time for bed! #catsofbluesky #cats #patchesqueenofeverything
