A real honest to God post by the president of the United states: "Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP 5.23k ReTruths 22.2k Likes 4/5/26, 8:03 AM"
That long huh?
'Yes. We felt that you would be able to figure your problems out and come together as a species. Then we would make oursleves known and give you fusion, hoverboards and FTL travel.'
Ah, like the Prime Directive from Star Trek.
'Yes.'
So what changed, why now?
'This'