absolutely do not, under any circumstances, #retvrn

Fear City NYC 1970s survival guide.

Look what they took from us. #Retvrn

No respect for handcrafted artisanal manual colour-correction anymore.
#RETVRN

PUT THE PORN BACK ON GAY BAR TVS #RETVRN

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From Nintendo Power Hotline To Now, Human Labor Has Always Been The Soul Of Video Game Guides - Aftermath Despite its boosters' claims, AI will never be able to replace a human guides writer

this methodology would actually be a #retvrn style method of game guides, hilariously, since the old prima guides were written by writers hired in partnership with game development teams to produce guides. maybe not the worst possible future for guides makers? aftermath.site/guides-write...

Sticker depicting an astronaut whose head is Earth with planets in circular orbits around it

Flat earth is out, geocentric solar system is in #retvrn

ISP upgraded my wifi two days ago and I just finished troubleshooting the last smart bulb.

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Like my ancestors.

#RETVRN #TESTOSTERONE #MAN

It’s snowing in Maryland in March, and I am grilling some good old fashioned fat, UNsmashed burgers.

My wife may regret asking me to do this, as my approach to making burgers is rather like Ron Swanson’s. I just quartered a 1 lb brick of ground beef and put some salt and pepper on #RETVRN 🤪

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Pulling health care advice out of your ass was just the first step

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ah OG #rstats twitter vibes are back

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I drank so much of their banana strawberry when I was in high school. We must #retvrn.

It is mildly amusing that AI discourse is polarizing people against the utility of automation. "I manage my computer's files by hand, like my father, and his father before him." #RETVRN

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And with the rise of anti-vaxxers, they will again! #RETVRN

That was a cool song.

When my oldest was in utero, I started looking into family history. Turns out we arrived in the mid-1600s (I think after being on the wrong side of the English Civil War) and landed in Maryland. So my sons were the first Cartwrights born in MD in like 350 years. #RETVRN

Bring back Dewhurst's!
#RETVRN

We used to be a proper country.
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@TrumpWarRoom Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump • 1m X.com New York City in a slightly different time. Never forget!

A Real New Yorker: You never see wealthy people walking down Fifth Avenue anymore. #RETVRN

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We've lost so much for pretend progress. Trains must #RETVRN

I need to #retvrn to eat that two euro banana and Nutella crepe it's so good

Gaming before Devs became COWARDS
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#GAMERSRIGHTS
#GAYMERSSTANDUP

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Finally got around to watching Homeland Seas. 1 and I was BLOW AWAY

Not by the show, which was cheesier than I expected, but by the awful audio!

How can you put that much effort into a show and settle for scratchy body mics? The scratchy body mic thing is common and UNACCEPTABLE.

#RETVRN

I think you should spend the next 36 hours roasting this shoe
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What happened to doctors? 1619 (image of a Plage Doctor) - bad ass bird mask - pimp cane - strong phallic symbolism in both cane and mask - prescribed you cocaine for the ghosts in your blood - goth icon Now (image of modern Doctor, confused and shrugging) - lame lab coat - limp steth (crossed out) sthetho (crossed out) ear thingy - scared of apples

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