So—following the logic; if the U.S. has a claim over Greenland because it defended its sovereignty during World War II, France has a claim over the U.S. based on the French naval victory at Yorktown (1781).
Cool 😎
—L’Histoire vous salue bien 🇫🇷
#TheBeav
Every once in a while,
you gotta ring a little bell and wait to see who smiles 🔔
#TheBeav
—mw 🤘
Wishing my God-loving Christian swamp buddies a Sunday of grace, good humor, and neighborly decency 🤘.
AND—🥁 for my wayward souped-up FLEX Christian friends… little fairy sprinkles of empathy, love, and kindness 🧚✨
Bless your furry little hearts 🙏
#TheBeav 🦫
mw— 🫦
#SundayFunDay
Happy Monday, sky people. 🤘🦋
#TheBeav
STEAK OUT 🥩 —Meanwhile… in a rusty late-model interceptor 🔎🥡🥢🕵️♂️
I love you, America. I mean… parts of you.
I’m licking and hugging the parts I like rn.
I could just eat you all up. 🍽️
Love. Canada 🫦
#NomNomShlop
#YerSoCute
#FavaBeans
#2021Chianti 🍷
#WannaGrabABeerLater 😎
#TheBeav 🦫
— mw 🛸
🇨🇦🍻🇺🇸
Meanwhile… shouting into the void—
“Helloooo! Oh, Great and Powerful Oz! Omniscient Algorithmic BlueSky 🦋 Overlord,
it’s me… #TheBeav.
#IsAnybodyOutThere 🙋♂️📣🏔️
#YourHumbleRodentPetitionsThee 🦫
#ShowMeSomeLove 🤩💋
#OhWellMeh 😢
— mw 🛸
Meanwhile…
another Peace Prize has been spotted in the wild.
This one reportedly comes with a 40% off coupon and a complimentary victory lap in the clearance aisle.
#KohlsCommittee
#PrestigeInPlastic
#TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
#TheBeav — mw 🛸
“Meanwhile…
who’s sleepy now.” 🕺 👅
#RockAByeDonny 🍼
#GoodnightPussycat 😽
#ItsFiveOClockSomewhere 🍸😴
#WhatGoesAroundComesAround 🎡
#BlessHisSleepyHeart 🥰
#TheBeav — mw 🛸
Meanwhile… in the #LooneyTooniverse 🐷
22 Minutes unleashes an ACME-grade, off-the-rails “Caroline Leavitt” 🐔🫣🔥
Unhinged or unmedicated? 🤣 You decide 🫣
🤜 Kaboom! 🤯
Canada remains undefeated 🏆
#ManiaFromTheMethLab 🍄
#ThisHourHas22Minutes ⏰
#TheBeav #Comedy #MeanwhileUniverse
(🎥: CBC/22 Minutes)
Meanwhile… in Aisle 7—
Gesundheit 🤧💐
2-for-1 Dollarama Blowout 👊
#BlowWithAuthority 💨
#BougieBox 💖✨
#SoCute 🎀
#TheBeav
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
Meanwhile… at the Border 🙈
#SnowbirdProblems 🪿
#BorderlineAbsurdity
#PrintThis 🖕
#TheBeav 🦫 #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🛸
🇨🇦🍻🇺🇸 • #WTF 🤷♂️
Meanwhile… in the Situation Room—
when the mice are out… 🐁
#TheCatsWill 🙈
#AdultMontessori 🍼
#WhoGaveThemScissors ✂️
#DEAFCON1🚨
#Meow 🙀 #TheBeav
#MeanwhileIn #TheMeanwhileUniverse 🪐
Petey, Petey, Petey — didn’t yo mamma tell ya not to cry over spilt mil— bourbon?
#TheBeav #politicalsatire #SourMashMeltdown #cdnpol #uspoli #GOP
What is the best way to start your weekend? Watch the latest episode of Peeeennsyltucky!!
youtu.be/SFdAtnoBbtE?...
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