Ahh, The Rolling Stones' muse. Met a black chicken in a doorway & the rest is history.
I'll see myself out...
#darkhumour
#nz #music #rocknroll #black #chickens #tipyourwaiter
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I've heard that some New Yorkers have managed to completely eliminate their cholesterol.
Specifically those on Statin Island.
#illbehereallweek
#tipyourwaiter
#trytheveal
#etc
Twitter just gave me both barrels. #TipYourWaiter
I put a hex on @UConnMBB in October, but didn't realize I'd make them "lose-to-Wagner/Northeastern/E.Carolina/Tulsa" bad. #tipyourwaiter
If I know the Cubs, they probably offered her a contract. #badumbum #tipyourwaiter
Custom House, Monterey. Cal's oldest government building . I'm guessing Reagan built it.. #tipyourwaiter http://t.co/hhXICl4j67
And if anyone knows about dereliction of duty, it's Darrell Issa. #babumbump #tipyourwaiter
People ask: aren't you afraid of downtown? Nah, I just wear my Detroit stuff and no one bothers me. #badumbum #kidding #tipyourwaiter