We give these guys and their public a hard time but this is fantastic. Happy New Year you #unphuckable #phans who have no clue why Prince would make a song about dairy products.

We wouldn't bang any of those #unphuckable #phans so you won't have to compete with members of our team. Thank your lucky stars. Maybe the one in the tie-die. Come to think of it, can you get us his digits?

Far too hot and wet for #unphuckable #phans to be mixed up in.

We're sitting here in the #PhishBeefs corporate office waiting for the show to start the whole time just to realize there is no show today. You think it's easy being this stupid? See you Thursday you #UnPhuckable turds.

#Unphuckable #Phans and #PhishBeefs and #MePhirst and #WeakBeefs and all that sort of foolishness.

ONE. We have found *ONE* #phuckable #phan. Best of luck to the rest of you #unphuckable pillocks.

We won this tiff before we were even involved but assume from your reply the story is about a good after show shag as phans are #unphuckable.

Excellent. May we join you for a nuzzle? No sex guaranteed as we are phans and phans never get it in. #unphuckable

Excuse us we take Regular—Garden-Variety-Missionary Metal music quite seriously as we generally feel entitled to lay on our backs while others do all of the work. jk jk we are Phish phans so not one of us has tried any position just yet. #unphuckable