Turning 31 in 14 days, here’s one piece of advice I can give you. Stop calling men dogs, they are not dogs.

#funny #unsolicitedadvice #men #whyimsingle #dogsarethebest #satire

Advice That Could, Quite Literally, Kill (Unsolicited advice when you live with chronic illness)

"Even #patients with the same #ChronicIllness might not understand the full spectrum of their own disorder. For example, there are actually four different types of #Lupus, with many different #symptoms.": buff.ly/WLwaNKG

#MedSky #awareness #UnsolicitedAdvice #InvisibleIllness #ChronicPain #support

Dear @sfgiants.com I love the new jersey, but please wear black pants. It'd look way better. With love and #UnsolicitedAdvice, the #FashionPolice

Turning 31 in 16 days, here’s one piece of advice I can give. Make friends with the crows, you have no choice in the matter.

#crows #funny #unsolicitedadvice #thisis30

"Listen to some music Get well soon! Do you really want to take all those meds? You don't look sick Try some B12 Get outside for a walk I get tired too! Have you tried yoga? Your bloodwork is normal I'd love to sleep all day! Just push through it You're exaggerating You were ok yesterday Think yourself lucky, it could be worse!" Credit ©️ Chantel Rallmen #MySeveralWorlds #UnsolicitedAdvice #MyChronicLife

"Listen to some music
Get well soon!
Do you really want to take all those meds?
You don't look sick
Try some B12
Have you tried yoga?
Your bloodwork is normal
I'd love to sleep all day!
You were ok yesterday
It could be worse!"
©️ Chantel Rallmen
#MySeveralWorlds #UnsolicitedAdvice #MyChronicLife

Maybe this doesn't apply to everyone, but it's something I end up doing almost every time, and I feel like this book I'm trying to start now could have done it too:

Toss your first chapter. Maybe your second or third

#UnsolicitedAdvice #WriteSky

Thank you for your unsolicited opinion, women's t-shirt.

Thank you for your unsolicited opinion.

For those moments.

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#unsolicitedadvice #surflife #womenstshirt

Perhaps something way lighter than you are thinking right now in case it ends up sitting in you for the next 3-4 days or coming back up. #unsolicitedadvice

Make time for yourself. You might be the only person that will.

Learn how to say sorry sincerely

#UnsolicitedAdvice

Here's the thing about unsolicited advice On misplaced pity, internalised ableism, and why it's important you know that I'm eating enough leafy greens.

"By telling us what you think we should be doing differently, you’re inadvertently saying that our current versions of ourselves are falling short. That in your eyes, we’re somehow not good enough." lifeofpippa.substack.com/p/heres-the-...

#ChronicIllness #ChronicallyIll #UnsolicitedAdvice

"Karma is patient
It can wait a day
A week
A year

Even decades...

But it will find you

And when it does,
You'll remember why

Even if you don't want to

~OProinntighe

#karma #poetry #unsolicitedadvice #quote

your POV if I'm on top of you with no shirt on in the jungle with sun coming through the branches. duh

happy groundhog day. my advice is to try to have the type of day that you wouldn't mind repeating over and over again [just in case].

#groundhogday #naturaltits #realnsfw #unsolicitedadvice #nipples #whyisitsocold

Engineer deep in the problem. Random genius: “It’s actually very simple.”

#engineeringlife
#engineeringhumor
#engineerproblems
#unsolicitedadvice
#itsverysimple
#engineeringmemes
#techhumor
#problemdeep
#armchairexpert
#smartguyopinions
#engineeringreality
#technicalstruggles
#overconfident

"I'm not interested in your health advice if you've never had to: - rest after a shower - budget energy just to eat a meal - plan your week around how much walking the grocery store will take - cancel a doctor's appointment because you're too sick to actually go If you haven't lived my reality, you don't get to tell me how to fix it. Credit: skyepolk #UnsolicitedAdvice #ChronicTruths #MySeveralWorlds #LifeWithIllness

"I'm not interested in your health advice if you've never had to:
- rest after a shower
- budget energy to eat a meal
- plan your week around how much walking the store will take
- cancel an appt
bcuz you're too sick to go

Credit: skyepolk

#UnsolicitedAdvice #MySeveralWorlds

It’s so cold, and I don’t do well in the cold 🥶

#unsolicitedadvice #comedy #staywarm #winter

Best Buy employees making women dry since 1966...

#comedy #men #unsolicitedadvice #bestbuy

"tHat BiG SaLaD iSnT gOnNa HeLp YoU LoSe WeiGhT"

yeah and that savior complex isnt gonna make your mom love you, buddy. keep your bullshit to yourself.

#stfu #itsasalad #getfucked #nothankyou #unsolicitedadvice

4 Everyday Scenarios We’re Not Sure How to be Polite About and Why Many people with invisible illnesses are immunocompromised. Here are 4 everything scenarios we're not sure how to be polite about and why.

"Unfiltered 1st Thought: “Sigh. Here we go again. Does she think I’m lazy? Or maybe stupid?..Does she think that I’ve just been swallowing all these #pills with awful side effects, like a good little doctor’s girl?”": buff.ly/sPxCsnm

#ChronicIllness #NEisVoid #UnsolicitedAdvice #InvisibleIllness

"have you tried yoga for your period cramps?"

have you tried eating barbed wire and shitting it out? stfu

#pms #unsolicitedadvice #periods

I keep saying The Mess That Made Them is about creative persistence hiding inside the myth of genius. Secret agenda: convincing you that you don’t need to be a genius at all. You just need to make work and keep going longer than feels reasonable. #unsolicitedadvice

I should be thankful to my MIL because she's always giving me new ideas for comics
(Unrelated music because I woke up combative)
#drawing #doodle #comic #mil #adhd #monsterinlaw #motherinlaw #motherhood #unsolicitedadvice

“I shall be so grateful for your advice……WHEN I ask for it.” Perfect sentiment, guiding light and how I feel about #unsolicitedadvice. from #DowntonAbbeyTheGrandeFinale.

Do not let anyone hold you accountable for their unspoken expectations.

As you should not hold others to your own unspoken expectations.

#wiseWords #unsolicitedAdvice #lifeAdvice

Unsolicited advice: "Follow your passion." As if mine isn't napping through deadlines. Thanks for the reality check, universe. #UnsolicitedAdvice #FollowYourPassion #Sarcasm

Sounds like you're caring about the wrong people then. Make time for people you care for. If you get to the stage where they don't make time for you and you feel this bad. You might need to care about different people.

Regardless, I hope you feel better soon
🦊❤️
#unsolicitedadvice

Just watched a video with some unsolicited "advice" suggesting people shouldn’t enjoy a post-race beer.

My immediate thought? Shut up! These athletes deserve a cold one if they want it!

#swimserpentine #postracebeer #raceday #youearnedit #unsolicitedadvice

Think less. Love more.

#unsolicitedadvice

Watch out for gritting your teeth! It’s a dreadful stage with moments of incredible joy. Just take some time and space for yourself. Sorry it’s probably #UnsolicitedAdvice ! I’m trying to show caring.

Habe seit Jahren kein Bewerbungsschreiben gelesen, dass signifikant zusätzliche relevante Erkenntnisse über das eigentliche CV hinaus generiert hätte. MfG eine andere FK

#unsolicitedAdvice

Her credentials as listed on her website seem to be "30 years of experience helping people transform their lives" and "being 62 years old." If this is all it takes than literally all rude old women are parenting experts #shutupkaren #unsolicitedadvice #ireportedyoueventhoitwontmatter