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Last christmas I died
So this year I’ve decided
To be a ghost doornob
#truestory #scroogewashot #friendstolovers
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This is my first time
Do Christmas miracles exist?
Fuck I can't do this.
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jingle my bells ba
by jingle my bells please ji
ngle my bells baby
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Santa's sack is so
Big because he only comes
One time every year
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My cat died and then
Mom's abusive boyfriend went
Crazy. Pass the mash.
(Both of these things happened during different years and around the holiday seasons don't worry).
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I must beseech thee
Ghiblib is so dearly missed
Royalty Free 10
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#yiayku listen up, bitches 🥂🥄
i came in the turkey twice 🙈
have a safe trip home! 👋😚
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Mrs. Clause and I
Saw you from across the room
Wanna be our third
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is this the real jack?
i dont think it really is
sigh, unzips my pants
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I'd like to take part,
wish I knew what's a haiku.
I #YIAYku 'd yes?
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I opened my gifts
Then my mom said "I have news,
Santa died last night."
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Opening my gift
Present for my new born kid
Shoes were never worn
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Let's ask Reactbot
where he was and what he did
on 9/11
(if you know you know)
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I don't really like
how most people end haikus.
Personally, I like to go a little overboard on the syllable count and make the last line incredibly long for no particular reason, also this has nothing to do with christmas, oh well
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kids get their 'fortnites'
baby opens his present:
he gets brand new shoes!
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Just less than a month
Donald Trump is back again
Joe Biden hentai
Idk #YIAYku
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my favorite movie
schwarzenegger is a toy
PUT THE COOKIE DOWN
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merry shitmas all
put the tree right up my ass
caca Christmas tree
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#yiayku i hate all of you
no, i didn’t get yall shit
happy holidays
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#YIAYku laughing with our friends
oh look, there’s a mistletoe
don’t tell mom and dad
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Slurping Christmas lights
Who up jingling their bells?🗣️🗣️
Party for the Lord 💥💯💯🔥🔥🔥
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Underneath the tree
Wrapped up nice with a red bow
Minecraft Fanfiction
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Drinking some eggnog
Drinking way too much eggnog
Vomit on the tree
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It’s Snowing Outside
Light the Fire, Wrap the presents
Kill the Wendigo
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Only thing I want
Underneath my Christmas tree
Ping pong battle 2
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I hope Santa Claus
Unloads his gigantic sack
Into my chimney 🥴
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Wake up christmas morn
Enjoy the day with my mum
Then its off the dads...
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Christmas movie time!
The bad cgi train one.
Thanks a lot Tom Hanks.
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