A #DadJoke To Dye For π #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy
Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars.
#jokes #dadjoke #funny
We decorated eggs today. This is my Eyester egg.
#easter #eastereggs #pun #dadjoke
Witch Dad Joke 28!
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Carrying a torch for her, you might say . . . #DadJoke
Bonus Sunday #dadjoke πππ
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
#jokes #dadjoke #funny
Sunday #dadjoke πππ€
Itβs ironic that Tiger is one of the best golfers ever, yet heβs a horrible driver.
Sorry,
#DadJoke
Really really really? Right in front of my zig-a-zig ah? (pic of the spicegirls on a plate on the really right in front of my meme)
A Fishy #DadJoke π #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy #fun
#DadJoke π₯΄
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
#jokes #dadjoke #funny
Friday #dadjoke ππ€£π
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!
#jokes #dadjoke #funny
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
#jokes #dadjoke #funny
Dad Joke of the week! #dadjokes #dadjoke #fridayhumor #parenting #fatherhood
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because it was a little horse.
"How do you make Budweiser? Send him to school." #DadJoke #PunDay #FridayFunnyQuote
What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.
#jokes #dadjoke #funny
βWarum heisst der so?β
GME2: βWie?β
βWeil: Wenn starker Sturm ist, dann fΓ€llt der BaUM!β
#dadlife #dadjoke #ichglaubeshackt #ichglaubesschneit
why did the suncatcher get straight A's? because it was really BRIGHT πβοΈβ¨ Stained Glass Suncatcher class Saturdays starting April 18! $65, take it home same day!
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why did the couple take a glass fusing class? because their relationship was really ON A ROLL π£ππ₯ Fused Sushi Plate Date Night Fridays starting April 10! $100 per couple!
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why is a wavy glass bowl never boring? because it literally goes with the FLOW ππ₯π shaped by centripetal force AND gravity no two alike! April 9-June 30! Sign up today to make your own wavy bowl!
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