BREAKING: I just sold @garlab.bsky.social to myself, valued at 33 billion #GarPuns

Please accept an ofFISHal position on the GarLab #GarPuns Team😎👍

Spiffying up the Christmas tree with a GARland this year in celebration of Garweek! @solomonrdavid.bsky.social #garweek #garpuns #garfish #wildlifeconservation #fishmas #christmastree

Glad you asked, the thing about Cuban Gars…
#GarWeek #GarPuns

Garring pretty well. How's it garring with you?

#garpuns #garweek

In honour of #garweek, disney is releasing some new movies, including:

Gardians of the Garlaxy
Gar Wars: Revenge of the Fish
Garzan
Gars
A Christmas Garol
Gars Needs Moms

Any other #Garpuns begging for a release?

Excited husky meme picture to the left of a similarly posed alligator gar, mouth wide open. In meme text, words say "How's it Ganoin" (Ganoin is a component of ganoid scales, the type of scales gars have).

#garpuns #garweek

#GARWEEK IS HERE!!!

We’re excited to celebrate this “most-loathed,” misunderstood, and amazing group of living fossil fishes with you all!

Enjoy this Intro to Gars @ologies.bsky.social from #Garology!

Feel free to share YOUR #GarPuns, photos, #GARtwork and any other GARish posts!

Doing my best to crowd source & delegarte some of the #GarPuns these days 😂👍

Delighted to have found the gar folks here, they're garrrrreat! (I am such a gar lab fangirl, and I have the stickers to prove it, lol.) Heck yeah, #garweek! #scicomm #garpuns

Scientists and state officials honor underappreciated fish with Gar Week You’ve probably heard of Shark Week—a seven-day deep dive into everything shark. But if you want to celebrate toothy fish a bit closer to home, you’re in for a treat. Earlier this month, the Oklahoma ...

“What is #GarWeek?”

Here’s some background on a previous year. www.kosu.org/energy-envir...

We’ll be celebrating these amazing living fossil across platforms with several orgs & people; EVERYONE is welcome to participate!

#GarPuns optional [but actually required]

ReGARds,
#GarWeek Team

#GarPuns ON POINT @TNAquarium
👏👏👏😂

Obviously required to share this associated #GarPuns classic:

I appreciate when friends send me super-nerdy #GarPuns; this one via M. Eggleston & @JoseBilingue:

I mean, of course I had the #GarPuns covered years ago, but there’s no matching Ray’s #GARtwork!

The #GarPuns will continue regardless of the name, but I’ll always call it Twitter👍

THANK YOU SO MUCH to @OKWildlifeDept @heyaimsarah for #GarWeek and using your amazing #SciComm to promote these fascinating & under-appreciated fishes!

GARgantuan thank you to everyone who shared #GarPuns, stories, photoGARphs! Just incredible🥹

GARspeed Friends!!!

For All Y’all #GarWeek folks looking for one of the CLASSIC #GarPuns, @Cheetahtrout has got you covered👍

ICYMI IT IS #GarWeek!!!

Today: quiz, stickgars, #GarPuns!
Friday: gar & other native fish conservation, appreciation!

JOIN US with @OKWildlifeDept!
🎨@DrLizardShad

Here’s the #GarWeek Schedule with @OKWildlifeDept!!! JOIN US👍

🐟Wednesday: Gar Facts aka #GanoidFactoid(s)

🐟Thursday: Quiz and StickGAR giveaways! 

🐟Friday: Give our reGARds to native freshwater fishes!

Unsolicited #GarPuns throughout👍

The crossover between #GarPuns and Russian political protest DOES exist and was massively memed (??!)

“Russian Prosecuted for Writing “No to War,” Acquitted Because She Says She Meant “No to Gar,” a Kind of Fish”...

The look my Longnose Gar gives me after posting #GarPuns 🙄

Thanks for the FINtastic #RingsofPower #GarPuns 😂👍

ReGARding these “rings,” they’re custom bracelets for my kids made by Mimosa Handcrafted (local Louisiana artist).

The larger versions are available here (and cool gar story too!)...

My plenary talk @AmFisheriesSoc #AFS152 is tomorrow (Thursday) at 10am PST!

Find out “What do [ancient] fish mean to us?” and why diverse fishes and diverse voices matter to fisheries, conservation, and stewardship.

There will probably be some #GarPuns

.@TheGarLab finally made it to #AFS152! And yes, we brought stuff👍

Find us for some stickers; come prepared with your best/worst #GarPuns, perhaps show off your gar ID skills🐟🧐

Not even @scifri’s @iraflatow could stay away from classic #GarPuns on our native fishes episode hosted by @ctaylsaurus 😂👍 www.sciencefriday.com/segments/great-lakes-fis...

Thanks for checking out this Ropefish thread! For those of you expecting #GarPuns, sorry for stringing you along. I know it’s knot what you expected.

fin.

You’ll never hear it the same way again 😂 #GarPuns https://t.co/gObODzEzxm

As @DustinGrowick likes to say regarding #GarPuns:
“this train is never late”🚂🐟😂

You can be mad at me, but I was compelled to do this. #GarPuns