1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says moooo!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
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2dayz;”Rotflmmfwwaobvvs(Rolling on the floor laughing my mutha fing whole wide ass off, but very very serious!!” 🤔😵👀👍👌👏🙋♀️🤷♀️💜😭🐮😂 #rotflmmfwwaobvvs #senseofhumor #brokecomedian #fyp #knockknockjokes
It’s never too late for an #Aprilfoolsdayprank, except after April 1st.
#mattistcomics #mattkick #knockknockjokes #prankwars
1. Knock, knock.Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked—that’s why I’m knocking!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
#KnockKnockJokes #wolink #hilariousjokestoday
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says moooo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Boss. Boss who? Boss, are you getting my emails?✉️
Knock knock. Who’s there? Paper. Paper who? Paperwork doesn’t end—it multiplies!📜
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1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in—we just want someone to.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless… like my dreams.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just the end of optimism.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ashes. Ashes who? Ashes to ashes, but at least we still have sarcasm.
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#knockknockjokes
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1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here!🤣
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says mooooo!😝
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!😜
#Knockknockjokes #jokes
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These 63+ disturbing knock knock jokes prove that even the simplest format can be twisted into something creepy, unsettling, and darkly funny.
#knockknockjokes
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900,000 Knock Knock Jokes to Annoy Your Potential Victim
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#Jokes
#DadJokes
Comic with two boys in Halloween costumes. One is knocking on the door of a Port-a-Potty / portable bathroom. The other says to him, "Are you sure? I could swear Mom said the best candy came from the SCHMIDT house."
Bonus #Joke :
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
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Comic with two ghost characters, drawn like sheets floating in the air. The larger ghost sheet is holding a laundry iron, and the smaller ghost sheet is very wrinkled. Mom Ghost sheet says, "You're not leaving the house looking like that, young man." Artist: Dan Piraro , BizarroComics.com
Bonus #Joke :
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake!
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Comic with cats as people, trick or treating on Halloween. A lady cat is handing out treats from a bowl to some children, one dressed as a vacuum and the other as a spray bottle. The lady cat says, "Goodness...Look at those costumes. I want to run away from both of you!" Artist: Scott Metzger
Bonus #Joke :
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
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Comic with an old lady handing out candy from her door on Halloween. Some children are waiting for theirs, and the Spirit of Death is floating next to them. The Spirit of Death says, "I'm not wearing a Costume. I'm here to take your sou--" He looks down to see candy bars in his hands, then says, "Holy Shit! Full size Snickers! ... Never mind, Margaret. We're good." Comic credit: JimBenton.com
Bonus #Joke :
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for candy all day!
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Knock Knock by @ricklondon.bsky.social
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Business sign for the El Arroyo restaurant. The sign has been set to read: "Crap! That's tomorrow?" - Thomas Jefferson July 3, 1776
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: Why are there no "knock-knock jokes" about America?
A: Because freedom rings.
#Happy4thOfJuly !
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2dayz;”👁️’m Going Str8 2 Hell, On A Full Scholarship!!” 🙋♀️🎤✔️💯😵👀🤣😂👍🐇✌️🙏🖕🤞🏻👌🙌 #imgoingstraighttohell #sinner #trending #brokecomedian #humor #senseofhumor #ijs #fyp #lol #Instagram #roflmmfwwao #thatpart #noliesdetected #aintthatit #periodtttpooh #knockknockjokes #knockknock #whoisit
A whimsical, painterly illustration of Finn the Fox playfully tossing autumn leaves into the air, surrounded by the warm golden hues of a forest. His expression is joyful and inviting, capturing the lighthearted spirit of the knock-knock joke
Knock, knock!
— Who’s there?
Leaf.
— Leaf who?
Leaf your worries behind and come play!
#KnockKnockJokes #TellAJoke
Pain Chart Comics No. 393 #teacher #student #knockknock #whosthere #knockknockjokes #grammar #webcomics #webtoon #instacomic #onepanels #gag #aiartcommunity
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Happy Birthday knock knock who's there?
#DoctorWho #61 #KnockKnockJokes