Nothing brings back memories of going to Ybor in our mid-twenties than this song. #NotHockey

The pastoral sport of baseball is laid out before us. The green grass, white chalk lines. A crowd of fans in blue watch as a pitcher hurls a ball with all of the hope and promise spring baseball brings.

Baseball? When in Rome. Or, in this case, Dunedin. #NotHockey

"I use to fraggle rock ya, now I fraggle stone ya" perhaps one of our all time favorite lyrics. #NotHockey

A cardboard sign reads "No kumquats due to freeze".

Despite the lack of kumquats, the Kumquat Festival is quite packed. #NotHockey

Shocking. Canada wins Home Run Derby to decide a playoff game. #yuk #olympics #hockey #nothockey. #teamcanada

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Ice sports seem to bring out people's "inner brawl". buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #NotHockey #Curling #Olympics2026 #WinterOlympics

coloradorapids on Instagram: "A block in traffic won’t stop Manyoma 😤" A block in traffic won’t stop Manyoma 😤

The Rapids have shared a video of their goal, which was scored during the third period of the game. Let’s try to use it to figure out who was playing for the Crew!

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#CapyCrew | #Crew96 | #NotHockey

The only movie our father actually got up and walked out of the theater midway through was the original Masters of the Universe. So this has to be better than that, right? #NotHockey

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So, when Hans Gruber gets together with his team prior to driving over to Nakatomi Plaza, how much guff did he give Tony for showing up in grey sweatpants? #NotHockey

Ranking the Rusty's in the original Vacation movies. #NotHockey

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Our nephew has this on his list. He also has a drum set. Trying to figure out which one would get us disowned the fastest if we bought it for him. #NotHockey

A can of beer from Duclaw Brewing. The label shows a biscoff cookie and reads The PastryArchy Imperial Brown Ale.

Happy Thanks-drinking. #NotHockey

Easy call on this one. Bye-bye casserole. #NotHockey

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One of the great mid-90s cinematic performances. #NotHockey

Em’s bare ass, partially obscured by a black and white (not actually) hockey jersey. You don’t even know how funny I am, but believe me this is fucking hilarious. This is an inside joke with myself and I’m cracking up. If anyone says anything about “crack” there I’ll bite.

Sports!
#lewd #sportsball #milf #booty #bootyball #pawg #ass #hockey #nothockey

A blue sky and stark mountains provide a background for a large waterfall. In the reservoir below the falls a thin rainbow casts out in the green water.

Slowly working our way back to civilization. Stopped at Shoshone Falls along the way. #NotHockey

A vivid painting of a bucolic street with white houses and fall-colored foliage. It's the cover to the Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers "Into the Great Wide Open" album.

I'm the words of Sheamus, "Banger after banger". #NotHockey

Thank you. Thank you for submitting your 2026 ticket application. We have now completed the ticket selection process for the Masters tournament, Augusta national women's amateur and drive, Chip and put national finals. Unfortunately your entry was not selected this year.

Happy Masters Rejection Email Day to all that celebrate. #NotHockey

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"In polite company we don't 'Yoo-hoo' we 'Yoo-whom'". That's some solid writing. #SongOfTheThinMan #NotHockey

RIP Mr. Madsen. #NotHockey

Lyric currently stuck in our head. #NotHockey

"Tight hip-huggers (low for sure)"

Thing that you never thought about until it happens that is utterly terrifying - a bee flying between your glasses and eyeball. #NotHockey

Things we didn't know we needed. The Dead South covering Concrete Blonde #NotHockey

To the person retching in the bathroom at the Dallas Love Field Airport at 10:00 AM this morning, we hope your day got better. #NotHockey

The happiest people in Louisville, Kentucky right now are the folks who shine shoes near Churchill Downs. #NotHockey

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Forest Whitaker deserves an Emmy. #NotHockey

With one call at the world championships, the refereeing takes the women’s game back a decade. #amateurhour #nothockey

Biggest lie in Suits?

"Nobody is going to find out!"

They always find out, Mike Ross. They always find out. #NotHockey

311 Brawls With Scott Stapp In Baltimore 311 has taken to the message board on its official Web site to clarify reports of an altercation that took place last week between three group members and former Creed frontman Scott Stapp.

On this 311 Day, never forget that Scott Stapp once tried to fight the band in Baltimore. #NotHockey

Chris Benchetler's "Jerry". A colorful depiction of Jerry Garcia playing a guitar with roses scattered throughout the painting. The words "Once in awhile, you get shown the light" is scrawled on the bottom left.

#NotHockey