Multi-mabel meme with the Muppets-- Kermit the Frog and Pepe the Shrimp. Panel 1 - Kermit says, "Happy St. Patrick's Day from The Muppets! Panel 2 - Pepe pinches Kermit. Panel 3 - Kermit asks, "Pepe! Why did you pinch me?!" Panel 4 - Pepe replies, "Because you're not wearing any green!" Panel 5 - Kermit says, "...Pepe, I am green." Panel 6 - Pepe replies, "...Well, you're not wearing any clothes, and that's a problem too."

Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call an Irish Spider?
A: Paddy Long Legs.

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A laughing dad and some of his laughing kids are sitting at a restaurant table. Meme text reads: Dad: If R2 is short for R2-D2, Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ani is short for Anakin, what's Luke short for? Family: No idea Dad: A stormtrooper.

Bonus #DadJoke :
Some alligators can grow up to fifteen feet...
But most only have four.

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Comic showing two people at the inside of the front door to a house. They are spread-eagle against the wall, and the dog is frisking them like he is a policeman. Nearby, a woman stands with her arms crossed. She says, "Thanks for humoring him. He was a police dog before we adopted him." Credits: UCOMICS.COM DAN TIRAFO 02-26-2001

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula own?
A: A bloodhound.

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