#RaptureTuesday

Priests Address Viral Rapture Rumors - The Living Church They emphasized that the rapture is not biblical and is not consistent with Episcopal and Anglican teaching.

Latest #News: When the world failed to end on #RaptureTuesday, Episcopal leaders addressed end-times theology, Scripture.

Well, it seems Tuesday is done now everywhere in the world. My friends, who are the best of mankind, are all still here. Now maybe the world can focus on real problems and not these silly games being played and spouted. 🤦‍♀️ #raptureTuesday

a man wearing a rapture t-shirt stands in front of a screen that says tracy jordan ALT: a man wearing a rapture t-shirt stands in front of a screen that says tracy jordan

Uhm... I was promised some free housing after today. I'd like to speak with the manager.
#RaptureTuesday

#RaptureTuesday

Happy #RaptureTuesday! Remember, if you see anyone ascending make sure to record it and post it online! You never know if they're going to comically hit some obstruction on the way up. If they do, be sure to tag #FailArmy!

#RaptureTuesday

To all the quasi-christians out there: #HappyRaptureDay🔥 For everyone else’s sake I hope it happens!

▶️ to the @GOP: we are not distracted: #releasetheEPSTEINfiles & #fuckdɯnɹʇ #ANTIFArules

For the rest of us, let’s enjoy #RoshHashanah✡️ #books📚
#TacoTuesday🌮 #rainbows🌈

we got a rapture coming on the day kimmel is supposed to return to network tv. #rapturetuesday is about to be lit 🔥

Technically, she only has today. It’s #RaptureTuesday tomorrow

Billy Porter dressed in his finest rapture fit.

Me getting ready at 11:30 tonight.

#RaptureTuesday

a picture of a hallway with the words " you 're still here " ALT: a picture of a hallway with the words " you 're still here "

Me, on Wednesday when it turns out the rapture still hasn't happened and all the insane zealots are still pretending that they're going to be swooped up in some Biblically prophesized vacuum cleaning:

#RaptureTuesday

So, if I get this correctly… it’s not going to be #TacoTuesday anymore but #RaptureTuesday?

Did I get it right?

#AskingForAFriend

Do you guys think the Rapture will help lower housing costs?

#RaptureTok
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Night time scene at an amusement park ride called "Alien Abduction". There are lines of people waiting to board a stylized ufo shaped ride. There is a green unearthly glow below it and planets above it. This has been added to a comic book boarder that has "Rapture 2025" in big orange letters on top left, and on bottm right simple black text on white box that says "Are you sure we need tickets?!"

#Rapture2025

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