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A small bifurcated carrot, with a third root curling around the right one.

A small bifurcated carrot, with a third root curling around the right one.

"Does the gentleman dress to the left or to the right?"
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Photo of my hand holding a carrot that resembles a penis with a pair of tiny testicles.

Photo of my hand holding a carrot that resembles a penis with a pair of tiny testicles.

Lads and lasses, I have a rude vegetable! #EstherRantzen #FunnyVegetables #RudeVegetables

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1/2 Fun at the greengrocer's!

Moles, rude carrot, loss beetroot, dirty Maris (bad Maris, wash your mouth out with soap, Maris), peons and william bear.

#misspelling #rudevegetables #greengrocers #humour #funny #funnyvegetables

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A partial listing of the categories in a rural Worcestershire annual summer show. Category 87 reads "Any mis-shapen vegetable, with humorous title".

A partial listing of the categories in a rural Worcestershire annual summer show. Category 87 reads "Any mis-shapen vegetable, with humorous title".

Ah, splendid. Category 87 alone guarantees my attendance at this annual summer show. #RudeVegetables #Worcestershire

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