Photo of my hand holding a carrot that resembles a penis with a pair of tiny testicles.

Lads and lasses, I have a rude vegetable! #EstherRantzen #FunnyVegetables #RudeVegetables

1/2 Fun at the greengrocer's!

Moles, rude carrot, loss beetroot, dirty Maris (bad Maris, wash your mouth out with soap, Maris), peons and william bear.

#misspelling #rudevegetables #greengrocers #humour #funny #funnyvegetables