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Anybody else watching #COBRA ?
Staggered how much the Foreign Minister reminds me of #ShaneJones

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Also, Is it just me, or has Shame Jones started looking like one of the skeksis from The Dark Crystal?

https://www.beehive.govt.nz/minister/hon-shane-jones

I wonder where his gentle mystic half is hiding out, maybe Golden Bay or Coromandel? Maybe there's a Motherstone we could find and return […]

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#ShaneJones Are you watching?
Can't wait for the next polls.

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Shane Jones should stop banging on about Labour closing Marsden Point.
It's not that simple.
Marsden was found to be unviable.
Did Jones offer to subsidize the timber mills that closed last year?
Nah.
Stop griping and do your job, Shane Jones. It's what we pay you for.
#nzpol
#shanejones

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'We're not talking about Lassie here' Jones calls for jail sentences for neglectful, abusive dog owners NZ First deputy leader and prominent Northlander Shane Jones has called for “severe jail terms” if necessary, for owners of dogs that become so aggressive, the minister says “should not continue to ex...

Didn't have agreeing with #ShaneJones on my bingo card for this year, but here we are.
It won't last though.

#nzpol #aggressivedogsnz #SPCA

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

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#ShaneJones gave #Fossilfuel co privileged insider access to confidential drafts of legislation in a 2-year campaign to weaken #oil & #gas regs & overturn the offshore exploration ban. How the oil and gas industry helped rewrite #NZ’s drilling rules #AtlasNetwork #nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

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Cartoon. Title: “Mutuals” Two frames. The first frame shows Shane Jones with a jackhammer titled “Munter”, drilling into the earth, and saying, “MINE, BABY, MINE!” The 2nd frame shows US President Donald Trump sitting atop a pile of rare metals, saying, “MINE, BABY, MINE!”

Cartoon. Title: “Mutuals” Two frames. The first frame shows Shane Jones with a jackhammer titled “Munter”, drilling into the earth, and saying, “MINE, BABY, MINE!” The 2nd frame shows US President Donald Trump sitting atop a pile of rare metals, saying, “MINE, BABY, MINE!”

NZ says it will explore “co-operation on critical minerals” with the United States, a day after NZ PM Christopher Luxon brushed off talk of any such co-operation.
My Stuff #cartoon today #NZpol #Trump #USA #RareMetals #MineralDeals #ShaneJones

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Cartoon. Title: Man on a mission. 

Shane jones sits upon a heavy duty steamroller. Rolling over frogs, fish, birds - ripping up the countryside whilst shouting, "look at these elites! They don't care about the working man".

Cartoon. Title: Man on a mission. Shane jones sits upon a heavy duty steamroller. Rolling over frogs, fish, birds - ripping up the countryside whilst shouting, "look at these elites! They don't care about the working man".

My cartoon in today's www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

Shane Jones & his portfolios of destruction.

He's been picking fights with people, groups & our environment.

Shane is only interested in Shane & the pursuit of money...

#Cartoon #ShaneJones #NzPol

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Shane Jones shut down NZ involvement in 'road map' away from fossil fuels Australia signed up to the 'road map', but Shane Jones did not want New Zealand to join.

#ShaneJones vetoed #NZ out of the #BelémDeclaration on the Transition away from Fossil Fuels.
#NZFirst is making our climate decisions and it's not even their portfolio.
What's the point of #SimonWatts if Jones is doing the job for him?
#nzpol

www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

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TawakiCam Live Live penguin camera stream. This is a temporary Antipodes Island setup until TawakiCam is relocated to a Fiordland tawaki/Fiordland penguin nest site.

tawaki.cam
For penguin awareness day.
NZ Tawaki (erect-crested penguin). Breeds only on Antipodes & Bounty islands. Around 150,000 left & decreasing. #penguin #erectcrested #ShaneJones #nzpol

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How the oil and gas industry helped rewrite New Zealand’s drilling rules A paper trail shows just how far ministers went to accommodate the industry's wishlist, including giving it access to draft laws.

#ShaneJones gave #Fossilfuel co privileged, insider access to confidential drafts of legislation in a 2-year campaign to weaken oil & gas regs & overturn the offshore exploration ban. How the oil and gas industry helped rewrite New Zealand’s drilling rules #nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

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How the oil and gas industry helped rewrite New Zealand’s drilling rules A paper trail shows just how far ministers went to accommodate the industry's wishlist, including giving it access to draft laws.

#ShaneJones gave #Fossilfuel co privileged, insider access to confidential drafts of legislation in a 2-year campaign to weaken oil & gas regs & overturn the offshore exploration ban. How the #oil and #gas industry helped rewrite New Zealand’s drilling rules
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

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Indian community slams Shane Jones’ ‘Singh, Patel’ barb The minister used two common Indian family names to argue that New Zealand's culture and character was changing irreversibly due to immigration.

Attacks on migrant communities are based on ignorance.
#ShaneJones shows rudeness & ignorance of our #Indian community, particularly Punjabi Sikhs, playing a key role in #NZ food production for 100+ years. They make immense contributions to our society #nzpol #Trumpism www.rnz.co.nz/news/indonz/...?

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The NZ #economy has sunk so low I reckon we’ve hit bedrock. Good news though #ShaneJones is ready to #Mine it #nzpol #nz ⛏️⛏️⛏️

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How the oil and gas industry helped rewrite New Zealand’s drilling rules A paper trail shows just how far ministers went to accommodate the industry's wishlist, including giving it access to draft laws.

#NZFirst MP #ShaneJones gave #Fossilfuel co privileged, insider access to confidential drafts of legislation in a 2-year campaign to weaken #oil & #gas regs & overturn the offshore exploration ban. How the oil and gas industry helped rewrite New Zealand’s drilling rules
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

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How the oil and gas industry helped rewrite New Zealand’s drilling rules A paper trail shows just how far ministers went to accommodate the industry's wishlist, including giving it access to draft laws.

How #oil & #gas industry helped rewrite NZ’s drilling rules
#ShaneJones gave #Fossilfuel corps privileged, insider access to confidential drafts of legislation during a 2-year campaign to weaken oil & gas regulation & overturn the offshore exploration ban #nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

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a drag queen says womp womp waaaa in a pink and blue dress ALT: a drag queen says womp womp waaaa in a pink and blue dress

Sad trombones for unfortunate misogynist #stuartnash
today as #shanejones is announced heir presumptive to the rightwing populist NZF throne.

Nash's bid for power stymied by one (1) p*ssy and (2) t#ts. Women, huh! #nzpol

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Cartoon. Title: Electricity market proposal torpedoed. 

In a cold room with a golden yellow thrown sits a tiny little Seymour. Shane Jones has come into the quarters with cap in hand (with NZ First on the front) asking, "WE GOT TO NATIONALISE THE ENERGY SECTOR!" A casual and pompous Seymour says, "NOT WHILE WE'RE IN GOVERNMENT!" And behind him a meek little Luxon says, "Come on guys! Compromise!"

Cartoon. Title: Electricity market proposal torpedoed. In a cold room with a golden yellow thrown sits a tiny little Seymour. Shane Jones has come into the quarters with cap in hand (with NZ First on the front) asking, "WE GOT TO NATIONALISE THE ENERGY SECTOR!" A casual and pompous Seymour says, "NOT WHILE WE'RE IN GOVERNMENT!" And behind him a meek little Luxon says, "Come on guys! Compromise!"

My cartoon in today's www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Shane Jones wants the electricity market nationalised! Who da thunk it??? and as you can imagine, king Seymour said no...

#NzPol #Caricature #ShaneJones #DavidSeymour #Luxon #Coalition #Cartoon #EditorialCartoon

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Even a stopped clock is right twice a day ...

"No one will be any doubt that the days of treating energy prices as a private commodity and expecting the market to save New Zealand jobs and regional New Zealand, that type of folly in our view, has run its course."

#ShaneJones, 2025 […]

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Having fun with imgflip today. Didn't have anyone specific in mind... (cough* #christopherluxon #winstonpeters #davidseymour #shanejones)

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Cartoon. Six panel - Shane Jones from NZ First is sitting in a chair reading his 'Guide to being a 2$ Shop Trump' - on the table to the side he has a yellow wig, red tie, red nose and tan in a can. He's reading the first line, "First, attack the judges! Done!" 

Next panel, Shane is standing in an Orange tan spray booth being sprayed and reading out the next part, "Second, side with big business! Check!" 

In the third panel Shane is putting on the Trump tie which is long (ridiculously long) and is saying, "Third, dismantle indigenous people's rights... check!" 

In the fourth panel Shane has put on the Trump wig and is saying, "Ignore democratic processes... check!"

In the fifth panel Shane has put on tiny hands like Trumps and says, "remove climate change policy...YES!"

In the last panel Shane says, "FINALLY! Transform into your idol!" Here he is a fully fledged mini Trump.

Cartoon. Six panel - Shane Jones from NZ First is sitting in a chair reading his 'Guide to being a 2$ Shop Trump' - on the table to the side he has a yellow wig, red tie, red nose and tan in a can. He's reading the first line, "First, attack the judges! Done!" Next panel, Shane is standing in an Orange tan spray booth being sprayed and reading out the next part, "Second, side with big business! Check!" In the third panel Shane is putting on the Trump tie which is long (ridiculously long) and is saying, "Third, dismantle indigenous people's rights... check!" In the fourth panel Shane has put on the Trump wig and is saying, "Ignore democratic processes... check!" In the fifth panel Shane has put on tiny hands like Trumps and says, "remove climate change policy...YES!" In the last panel Shane says, "FINALLY! Transform into your idol!" Here he is a fully fledged mini Trump.

My cartoon in today's www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3607...

Shane Jones says ‘bold ideas’ in demand, citing Trump’s 'success'... Yes, you read that right. A sad indictment of times we're living through.

#NzPol #Trump #ShaneJones #NzFirst #Wannabe #Cartoon #Caricature

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Integrity Briefing: Fishy Influence – How the fishing industry captured Shane Jones Fisheries Minister Shane Jones has pushed through the most significant rollback of fishing regulations in decades – and it coincides with a tidal flow of cash from fishing industry donors into his cof...

$100,000+ in contributions from seafood companies & executives flowed to #ShaneJones & #NZFirst, since 2017, & Jones’ sweeping pro-industry reforms, dramatically favour commercial fishing interests over environmental protection & public transparency #nzpol #corrupt open.substack.com/pub/theinteg...?

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Disgusting man-pushing #coal & #fossilfuels in a #climate crisis, for his corporate #AtlasNetwork donors. No thanks. I’m charging #house & #EV on #solar for free! ☀️ #GoElectric #SubsidiseSolar

Minister #ShaneJones looks to coal as businesses grapple with gas shortage #nzpol #corruption #NZGovtFail

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Integrity Briefing: Fishy Influence – How the fishing industry captured Shane Jones Fisheries Minister Shane Jones has pushed through the most significant rollback of fishing regulations in decades – and it coincides with a tidal flow of cash from fishing industry donors into his cof...

$100,000+ in documented contributions from seafood companies & executives flowed to #ShaneJones & #NZFirst, since 2017 & Jones’ sweeping pro-industry reforms, dramatically favour commercial fishing interests over environmental protection & public transparency. open.substack.com/pub/theinteg...

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Made this new t-shirt. #imwithfreddy #shanejones #nonewmines

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That you, you bloviating buffoon? Announcing the ban on new oil and gas permits on April 12, 2018 as part of the Labour-led government. Rewrite history, why don't you? #ShaneJones

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Govt rolls back clean-up liabilities for offshore drillers Five years after the taxpayers got left with a $300m clean-up bill for an oil field, Shane Jones is weakening the rules put in place to prevent a repeat.

Govt rolls back clean-up liabilities for offshore drillers
5yrs after taxpayers left with $300m clean-up bill for oil field, #ShaneJones weakens rules preventing a repeat. Officials spoke only with oil&gas industry about changes increasing risks of NZ paying 4 cleanup
newsroom.co.nz/2025/07/30/g...

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Cartoon. Title: Shane Jones, defender of the oceans...

We're under a trawler with Shane Jones who is swimming eagerly towards a huge bag of money. The money is on a hook waiting for him to collect. 

He's saying, "THE FREQUENCY OF THIS LITIGIOUS ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED ME TO EXPLORE WITH THE OFFICIALS AS TO WHETHER OR NOT THE LAW IS FIT FOR PURPOSE!" 

Behind him is a huge colony of angry fish. They are together shaped like a bigger fish ready to bite him. They are us. They are the community. They are anyone who cares about the future of our seas.

Cartoon. Title: Shane Jones, defender of the oceans... We're under a trawler with Shane Jones who is swimming eagerly towards a huge bag of money. The money is on a hook waiting for him to collect. He's saying, "THE FREQUENCY OF THIS LITIGIOUS ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED ME TO EXPLORE WITH THE OFFICIALS AS TO WHETHER OR NOT THE LAW IS FIT FOR PURPOSE!" Behind him is a huge colony of angry fish. They are together shaped like a bigger fish ready to bite him. They are us. They are the community. They are anyone who cares about the future of our seas.

My cartoon in today's www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3607...

Shane Jones really doesn't like the ocean does he. Slamming environmental groups for having the temerity to try and protect the seas from polluters, trawlers and fossil fuel companies.

#NzPol #ShaneJones #Caricature #EditorialCartoon

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Jones says he wants to break up DoC Resources minister wants to free the Department of Conservation from its "statutory riddle" by dismantling its vast landowning portfolio.

#ShaneJones wants to break up #DoC :
#NZ #Resources minister wants to free the Department of Conservation from its ‘statutory riddle’ by dismantling its vast #landowning portfolio #nzpol #toxic #air #water #mining #fossilfuels #pollution #destruction
newsroom.co.nz/2025/06/24/j...

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#ShaneJones wants to strip #NZ Conservation Department of Concession Powers - to make it easier for foreign #mining companies to pollute & destroy #conservation land #nzpol #AtlasNetwork

www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...

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