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#FridayFunDay #FunnyMemes #GreatDadJokes #TerriblePuns

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He wears a light blue brief by Taste - it’s displayed prominently on the wasteband

He wears a light blue brief by Taste - it’s displayed prominently on the wasteband

Shot from the side

Shot from the side

He is now lying down having pulled down his briefs

He is now lying down having pulled down his briefs

Happy Friday! Hopefully you can ‘taste’ the weekend ahead 😉😘

#fcf #briefs #teambriefs #gayundies #meninunderwear #underwear #bulge
#terriblepuns

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Gah ya beat me to it!
#puns #terriblepuns
And there's a webpage with a map and all the locations of the Scottish ones on iirc.

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2026, by JL.  ‘Blank Green’ 

One in a series of drawings based on terrible puns of Hank Green’s name.  Drawn in Procreate - no AI was used.  Image is a simple outline of Hank’s face with glasses.

2026, by JL. ‘Blank Green’ One in a series of drawings based on terrible puns of Hank Green’s name. Drawn in Procreate - no AI was used. Image is a simple outline of Hank’s face with glasses.

It’s that time again…

It’s Blank Green.

@nerdfarters.bsky.social #HankGreen #Nerdfighters #Nerdfighteria #sobad #terriblepuns

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I saw a documentary on how ships are put together. 

It was riveting.

I saw a documentary on how ships are put together. It was riveting.

Mornin' all 😘

#Puns #TerriblePuns

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Darling if you want me to be
Closer to you....

Seals and Crofts

#closingtimeasongorpoem #hastaggames #terriblepuns

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Photo of a small flock of sheep in a field. Standing to one side is a Welsh Border Collie. On the other, a Shepherd. They're having a conversation in speech bubbles:

Dog: All 30 sheep are ready, farmer.
Shepherd: But I only count 26.
Dog: I know, I rounded them up.

Ba-DUM-tisss!

Photo of a small flock of sheep in a field. Standing to one side is a Welsh Border Collie. On the other, a Shepherd. They're having a conversation in speech bubbles: Dog: All 30 sheep are ready, farmer. Shepherd: But I only count 26. Dog: I know, I rounded them up. Ba-DUM-tisss!

I'll get me coat...

#Farming #Sheep #Sheepdogs #Puns #TerriblePuns

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Snug as a bug 🐞
#eyespottedladybeetle #anatismali #snugasabug #leafmealone #dontbugme #thebeetles #garden #nature #sunflower #gardenguests
#goodnight #terriblepuns #onthespot #beetleful #spoton

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Boss: 'How good are you at PowerPoint?'
Me: 'I excel at it.'
Boss: 'Was that a Microsoft Office pun?'
Me: 'Word.'

OMFG LOL

Boss: 'How good are you at PowerPoint?' Me: 'I excel at it.' Boss: 'Was that a Microsoft Office pun?' Me: 'Word.' OMFG LOL

#Puns #TerriblePuns

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I just deleted all the Germans names off my phone.

It's Hans free.

I just deleted all the Germans names off my phone. It's Hans free.

Mornin' all 😘

#Puns #TerriblePuns

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I made a meme - A picture of a G-cramp, with a Reuters logo inside it. I added the caption:

Reuters Cramp

I made a meme - A picture of a G-cramp, with a Reuters logo inside it. I added the caption: Reuters Cramp

I'll just leave this here...

#Puns #TerriblePuns

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'Girlfriend told me to wear a plain tie to dinner tonight'

On a photo of a blue tie covered in white aeroplanes....

'Girlfriend told me to wear a plain tie to dinner tonight' On a photo of a blue tie covered in white aeroplanes....

#Puns #TerriblePuns

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A photo of a campground full of tents. The caption says 
'You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents'

A photo of a campground full of tents. The caption says 'You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents'

#puns #terriblepuns #grammar

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A commercial van, British. It's been signwritten professionally. They're a loft conversion specialist called 'Loft in Space'

A commercial van, British. It's been signwritten professionally. They're a loft conversion specialist called 'Loft in Space'

Funny Business.

#puns #terriblepuns

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A cartoon. Scientist is standing by what I assume is a particle accelerator saying 'When I get the protons up to .9C, it starts going 'chugga chugga chugga'. A bloke dressed in overalls, carrying a toolbox is saying 'Hmm. Sounds like ya got yer waves mixin' with yer particles'.

The cartoon is entitled 'Quantum Mechanic'...  I'll get me coat.

A cartoon. Scientist is standing by what I assume is a particle accelerator saying 'When I get the protons up to .9C, it starts going 'chugga chugga chugga'. A bloke dressed in overalls, carrying a toolbox is saying 'Hmm. Sounds like ya got yer waves mixin' with yer particles'. The cartoon is entitled 'Quantum Mechanic'... I'll get me coat.

😂 #Science #Funnies #Puns #TerriblePuns

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It's an old mattress someone's dumped. Someone's written on it in black spray paint 'Nothing really mattress'

It's an old mattress someone's dumped. Someone's written on it in black spray paint 'Nothing really mattress'

I'll get me coat. #puns #TerriblePuns

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a bottle of kraft brand classic caesar salad dressing, with a kitchen knife stabbed through it's nutrition facts.

a bottle of kraft brand classic caesar salad dressing, with a kitchen knife stabbed through it's nutrition facts.

Share if you know why it's gotta be shared today!

#idesofmarch #terriblepuns #myfavoriteinternetholiday

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a drawing of a person playing drums with the words ba dum tsss ALT: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words ba dum tsss

Would martial arts used by obnoxious right-wing morons be called "Krav MAGA"...?

#pun #puns #terriblepuns

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Linkin Park In The End Sofa Pun Gift Funny Lazy Music Humor Design by w1ckerman | Redbubble The perfect gift for fans of music, humor, and relaxation, this design captures a clever twist on Linkin Park’s famous lyrics, "I tried so hard and got sofa." With a playful nod to the song In the End...

@funnysmile.bsky.social

www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1663...

#linkinpark #terriblepuns #sofa

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A black and white comic illustration of a narwhal who has a Nietzsche mustache and hair. Narwhal Nietzsche shakes a cane upwards in anger as a cod lies dead on the ocean floor. Two mourning seahorses and a sad snail look on. A caption reads "Cod is dead!" with text near it reading "Narwhal Nietzsche by Kristen Bobst, Art by Nikki Nemzer"

A black and white comic illustration of a narwhal who has a Nietzsche mustache and hair. Narwhal Nietzsche shakes a cane upwards in anger as a cod lies dead on the ocean floor. Two mourning seahorses and a sad snail look on. A caption reads "Cod is dead!" with text near it reading "Narwhal Nietzsche by Kristen Bobst, Art by Nikki Nemzer"

Felt like sharing another Narwhal Nietzsche comic from 2012. Hope ya like it. If not, feel free to go void stare.

#webcomics #philosophy #terriblepuns #sorrynotsorry

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It's a gamble... sounds very whisky... 😀 #TerriblePuns

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Bandit Keith from the anime Yu-Gi-Oh, except his mouth has been replaced by oversize novelty plastic teeth

Bandit Keith from the anime Yu-Gi-Oh, except his mouth has been replaced by oversize novelty plastic teeth

Bandit TEETH
#Yugioh #VisualPun #DadJoke #TerriblePuns

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Genuinely thought I was done with the toxic blight that is social media.. until I found this little space. The only toxic thing I've seen here is a death cap, and it's fantastic

I don't doomscroll any more, I shroomscroll 🍄❤️
#fungifriends #terriblepuns

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Me, writing: "And now we come to the part with formal yeti etiquette."

My brain: "You mean Yetiquette?"

Me: "Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it--DOH, it's already in the manuscript. DANGIT BRAIN."

#TerriblePuns #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #MonsterErotica #Yeti #MonsterFucker

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Moon Restaurant: 2 stars.
Food is ok, but there's no atmosphere.

#aiart #terriblepuns

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Harry Otter.
...That is all.

#harrypotter #otter #aiart #ai #terriblepuns

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Reckon our coach shed nearly a dozen passengers in that last town en route to Glasto – 10 down in Street. #terriblepuns #GlastoCoach

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