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#TipYourWaitress #TryTheVeal

As an aside, "Crystal Lake" hasn't looked particularly pure and clear to me. More like "Lake Opaque," amirite?

#Svengoolie #FridayThe13th #TipYourWaitress

Every year for her birthday I get my wife the same thing, a heavy sweater. I feel his pain. #Tipyourwaitress

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My dad was in Ken Dodds Bon Jovi tribute band. It was called "By Jovi"
#IThankYaww #TipYourWaitress

When I was born, I was so ugly, the midwife turned round and slapped my mother.
#HereAllWeek
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I say, I say, I say. Why doesn't the RAF fly on Wednesdays?

Because it would spoil BOTH weekends.

#ThatsRimShot #TipYourWaitress

Since everything old is new again over here on Bluesky🦋, I'm rolling out my fav annual joke for Tiger basketball tonight vs Tulane.
Ⓜ️🐅🏀Ⓜ️🐅🏀
I'm so old, I remember when Tulane was one lane 😉
I'll be here all night.
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When the weather is gonna be bad what do you tell your employees?

A. The store is closing due to weather

Or

B. Come in 2 hours earlier because of the weather.

Guess which one my managers chose.

-.-

#serverlife #TipYourWaitress

Oh that’s just great: how do you know if a zombie’s from Yorkshire? It’ll tell you.. #hereallweek #tipyourwaitress

Ahhh Blackpool....
Which reminds me.

What do Blackpool donkeys get for their dinner?

Half an hour like everyone else.

#IThankYaww #ImHereAllWeek
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#BlueSkyGold

More like Gregor DiSHOESov amirite? #USOpen2014 #TipYourWaitress

More like U-S-ehhh! #amirite #tipyourwaitress

Lou Holtz looks like Gary the Retard's older brother. #tipyourwaitress #bebacktomorrownight