Watched AEW Collision at a gay bar while sipping a sex on the beach.
#AccidentalBronson
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listening to kitchen confidential while my cat watches me do a thousand piece graffiti puzzle #accidentalbronson
I’m in the chilis eating the triple dipper whole like the whale that ate Jonah
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Crouched in a corner of the kitchen eating burnt chicken. Why did I come back to this?
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Bullying people into doing shots of Malört with the consul general of the United Kingdom.
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Getting my haircut by an elderly Italian man at the Opera House. Chopping it up in Italian about who made the best bespoke suits in the 80s. #AccidentalBronson
Better sandwich than sorry #accidentalbronson
This basically counts as #accidentalbronson
I'm watching a documentary on Dwarf Fortress; sipping on a four loco while playing dat Blazblue rouge-lite. #accidentalbronson
“I’m flying in cheeses you can’t even get in the United States.” #Overheard #AccidentalBronson
Murder at the pump, crows love the smell of ethanol #accidentalbronson
My energy is Ving Rhames from baby boy, jumping around ya mamas room doing frog tandem frog squats
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Tearing ham like it's cheese string, whilst watching Kurosawa's Ran
#AccidentalBronson
Was watching Redzone in London at a Philly Bar with Dubliners #AccidentalBronson
Are we doing #AccidentalBronson over here?
I pet my dog to the beat of Darude Sandstorm.
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Aftermarket wood paneling on a drop LeBaron?
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Double fistin’ poppy seed hamantasch got me pissin’ dirty
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