Daily giggles xxx 😁😁😁 #Funny #Cats #Cheese #Funeral #Speech #Summer #BritishWeather #Running #Paranormal #Investigator
2 days ago i was strolling along our local beach with my Grandchildren and yesterday i was curled up in a blanket in front of the fire. No way to predict the #BritishWeather
How it feels outside today… 🥶❄️🧊
#MHHSBD #UKGiftHour #ShopIndie #Britishweather #ohheck
The national reaction, naturally, is to spot one patch of blue and behave like the Costa del Sol has annexed Basingstoke.
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#UKWeather #BritishWeather #AprilShowers #BritishSatire #SatiricalPlanetNews
Excuse me while I'm being a bit British. Golly, it's warm! 🥵
#BritishWeather
Good Morning Leg'ends,
So naturally Britain has responded with complete emotional discipline and not at all like a nation that has just found a tenner in an old coat pocket.
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#BritishWeather #UKHeatwave #PollenPanic #WeatherSatire #SpringChaos
:" #StormDave "?!! Who calls a #storm "Dave"?!!😂 (No offence to actual people called #Dave !)
#weather #Britishweather #climate #climatechange #StormHour
Good morning, you damp little patriots.
It is Good Friday, which means two things happen at once in this country.
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#SatiricalPlanetNews #StormDave #BritishWeather #BankHoliday #UKSatire
So enjoy today for what it is.
A break in the gloom.
The weather equivalent of a landlord painting over damp and calling it renovation.
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Daily giggles (2 of 2) xxx 😁😁😁 #Funny #BritishWeather #Young #Naive #Now #YOLO #Easter #Superman #Supergirl #HeDidWhat #ThoughtHeLovedLois
Daily giggles xxx 😁😁😁 #Funny #BritishWeather #Art #Garfunkel #Moustache #Dinner #Ready #Time #Cats #Sneezing
Good morning, Leg’ends,
Britain has woken up to one of its favourite national arrangements, a cold star.
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#UKWeather #BritishWeather #SundayVibes #WeatherReport #UKLife #RainyDays #Windy
Brolly in one hand, sunglasses in t'other #Britishweather
Will it ever end…🌨️☔️
#rainraingoaway #britishweather
: #TypicalBritishweather !🤦♀️#hailstorm #hail
#Britishweather #Britain #UK #WelcometoBritain #downpour #torrent #hailstones #Whatthehell #WTH #WTF #WTAF
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Last week, warm sunshine! Today, I’ve been sleeted on, hailed on, nearly blown inside out then had to squint driving home as the sun was so bright! 💦💨❄️☀️
And all just as the tulips are starting to come out. Typical! 🌷
#BritishWeather #tulips #weather
We've actually had all 4 seasons in one day here in the UK 🇬🇧
Rain, wind, sun, wind, rain, hail and snow. All day!!!!
The weather has had more mood swings than me?
#Britishweather
#Britishproblems
#UK
Good Morning Leg’ends,
You poor overdressed optimists, out there negotiating with a sky that has never once negotiated in good faith.
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#UKWeather #BritishWeather #SpringInBritain #UK
Me last week:
'This is hot. Spring has arrived. I'm even wearing shorts!'
Me this week:
'Well, it was nice while it lasted. Welcome back winter.'
#BritishWeather
Good Morning Leg’ends,
Britain has opened the day the way it always does when the temperature scrapes past miserable, by mistaking a temporary lack of catastrophe for a change in national fortune.
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Good Morning Leg’ends,
You Geographically Uneven Hope Merchants. Britain has split into two emotional jurisdictions.
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Good Morning Leg’ends,
You Slightly Chastened Sun Addicts. Britain has now entered the hangover phase of optimism.
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I'm enjoying the sunshine, are you? #britishweather #sunnyspring #sunnyday #bodysuit #sheer
Good morning Leg’ends,
The United Kingdom is spending Monday in a mood best described as moist resentment.
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This is a satirical weather bulletin. Any resemblance between today’s patchy brightness and Britain’s national habit of mistaking improved lighting for improved conditions is entirely deliberate.
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#UKWeather #BritishWeather #RainAgain #FourSeasons #Spring
A squirrel, on a fence, wet from the rain and looking cross about it.
My garden visitor being really quite put out by having to wait in the rain for his snacks. #squirrel #britishweather
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#SatiricalPlanetNews #SPNWeather #UKWeather #SaharanDust #BloodRain #NorthSouthSplit #BritishWeather #WeatherSatire #PoliticalSatire #Blob #PodcastPatriots #CultureWar #BritishPolitics #SatireNews #SubstackSatire #UKSatire #WeatherReport #FunnyWeather