Pic: girl speaking across a confessional screen with a priest. Text: "So Christ's body is the bread?" "Yes" "And he rose from the grave?" "Yes..." "Because of the yeast?" "Please leave"
Pic: St. Schrödinger, the forgotten disciple, standing outside a bruial tomb with a round stone cover talking to two women of the middle east. Text: "...As long as the tomb is closed, Jesus is BOTH ALIVE AND DEAD!"
Bad joke #jokesky
what happens at night? how am i supposed to know im sleeping cmoooonnn #jokesky
In hindsight, I chose the perfect nickname for myself, because disasters almost always have da Bree.
#PunSky #Puns #WordplaySky #Wordplay #DadJokeSky #DadJokes #JokeSky #Self-deprecatingHumor #Self-deprecatingJokes
Do you know the difference between Pyramid Head and a survivor?
One has a Nice Cage, and the other is Nick Cage.
#DBD #DeadByDaylight #DBDPuns #DBDWordplay #DBDJokes #DBDHumor #DeadByDaylightPuns #DeadByDaylightJokes #DeadByDaylightHumor #DeadByDaylightWordplay #WordplaySky #JokeSky
Wish connor eats pants was over here, need to see more jd Vance kill himself jokes, #justkidding #jokesky #notserious
An eighty-year-old man had a beautiful woman who came to his door. She said, "It's your birthday. I'm here for super sex."
He said, "I'll take the soup."
#JokeSky
Why do monkeys love bananas?
Well, they simply find them appealing :)
#jokesky
Writer's Dictionary
Bedtime story: 1) where you tell your kid a story to put them to sleep. 2) where your brain tells you a story to keep you awake
#jokesky
Parents dictionary
Top Bunk: where not to put a kid with Superman pajamas
#parenting #jokes #jokesky
An image of how early humans supposedly looked.
It’s all about 1 human family! #fastandthehumorous #jokesky
#BlueSkyJokes #JokeSky #BlueSkyPolitics #MAGA #BootLickers
Q:
What do you call a non-violent Trump supporter?
A:
A Bootist!
Need a laugh today? I got you.
Has anyone ever wondered why toilet paper commercials exist?
Who’s out there not using this product?!?! 😂😂😂😂
#funny #joke #funnysky #jokesky
Remember im a comedian, even if you don't laugh the voices inside my head always do
#nyccomedy #queercomedy #jokes #jokesky #humorsky #comedysky
#jokesky Tonight we have our meeting. Details are in the image below. 8:30 PM
us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414
Guy talking to Ed Sheeran as he's on the toilet but he doesn't really have much time cause he has to go on stage and play bad music with a loop pedal soon so really needs to get a wriggle on with this whole bathroom business if you think about it hard: "You need pee man, we don't need poo!" #jokesky
When the casting says, “BLONDES ONLY.”———
Oh. That’s not what you meant? 😏🧐😂
Khalilah Chameleon.
#BlackSky #JokeSky
My mind: You're never going to find a girl sitting here watching Twilight Zone
My mind also: Maybe I can create one like in that episode...
My mind: 🙄
#jokesky
#vss365 #humour #jokesky #booksky #writingcommunity
My wife gave me her classic #scowl. "I'm done with your lies, Bob," she said. "Leave me alone."
That was the last time I said "good morning" to her.
😆
I’ll bet he waited half a lifetime for this moment. Maybe even daydreamed about it as a kid.
#JokeSky #BookSky
Just wanted to make you laugh a little.
#jokesky
independence day more like poopdependence day #owned #jokesky #blueskycomedy
#Quantum #Felony #Infinity #Kibble #Astro #Paws #Wanted #Cat #Unlawful #Strings #AI艺术 #Reward #Poster #CatCosmology #AIart #Digitalart #AIArtsky #PawPrint #kitty #purr #furry #catsky #meow #outpaw #Gravity #Defiant #Feline #Physics #jokesky #punsky #whodunit #readsky #booksky #screensky #writesky