Yo momma’s ass is so fat, it collapsed into a neutron star.
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Today’s highly technical finding 🧪
Subatomic duck communication has been confirmed: “Quark!”
Peer review pending.
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In 1939, Hans Bethe won a Nobel prize for proving nuclear fusion. In spite of this, many physicists then thought the sun shone out of his arse.
#alittlelightreading #physicsjokes
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(A teal pen lies across an open journal. Across two pages, the following is written in teal ink:) INTERDIMENSIONAL BUSINESS: Business is already international. Imagine going interplanetary. Suddenly it's not "international" anymore -- it's interdimensional: you can argue about work across entirely different planes of existence. The 1‑D people? That’s customer support. You’ve called Hewlett‑Packard at 1 A.M. -- you’ve met the 1‑D people. You’re listening to Enya for an hour and a half while some *line* fails to locate your ticket number. The 2‑D guys are overwhelmingly “guys.” The paper‑pushers. Accountants, middle managers, plastic AI interfaces. WASPs and Flatlanders. The 3‑D people? That’s us. The grunt workers. The ones putting physical things in physical places. The carriers, the doers, the people making reality run. Sure, some of us still do a bit of pencil‑pushing -- accounting, banking, status reports -- but only because we haven't glommed onto how things *really" work yet. And 4‑D? Well... that’s above my pay grade. But I’m betting they're the creatives.
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
Riffing on the earlier #Multinational #Business thought with my buddy Pete led me to this, that I had to record so I could transcribe properly.
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Gravity: Obey It. It’s the Law.
Judge: You’re under arrest.
Me: What for?
Judge: You ignored gravity. It’s the law.
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"Don't worry," said the Cosmologist, "it'll all be 0K in the end."
Ha! #PhysicsJokes
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ME: It's mind boggling how many Trump supporters there are in Texas.
PHYSICS PHD: Well yeah, any number of bosons can occupy the same state.
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He's only playing 4 dimensional chess in the sense that the pieces are 3D, and he is technically moving in time. #physicsjokes
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🧭↔️Chaos+arrows = time?
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Every morning I arrive at my desk full of energy. Unfortunately, since I work on the top floor and there’s no lift, it’s almost all potential energy. #Physics #PhysicsJokes
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woah these people are going to have problems once magnetism shows up in their in game physics
it'll all get better once they add radioactive decay, though
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A reminder that while energy is conserved, mass is not. Here with #cornflakes. There are 103 g of 🌽 per 100 g flakes. #physicsJokes
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