1.7.26 don't over think it ...
#time #hourglass #quandary

Markers and ink on 4x8 sketchpad

Donald is a very sick puppy as anyone observing him at close range will attest... (but, needless to say, few of them want to give the reins over to JD Vance).

#quandary
#BetweenARockAndAHardPlace

Can you guess what animal this is meant to be in chocolate form?

#guess #quiz #quandary #mystery
#chocolate

Election Day Quandary Why was the calendar anxious on Election Day? Because it knew it was about to get marked with a big 'X'!

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The rogue approached his companions. "What a #quandary. Who do I rescue first?"

"Mmph." The mage blinked rapidly.

The barbarian strained at his bonds. "Obviously me, since I can help—"

In the flash of a knife, the mage was free.

"Why him?" the barbarian growled.

"He saw where they hid the […]

Quarterback's Quandary Why did the football quarterback bring a ladder to the game against his former team? Because he heard they were having trouble reaching his level of performance!

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Quarterback Quandary Why was the football team's practice like a poorly written novel? Because there were too many plot holes and the quarterback kept getting sacked!

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Picture of a mountain goat.

Picture of me, arms raised at the peak.

Bagged my first 14er. #Quandary Peak.

I have a rash under my eye that is taking days to really develop. It's not familiar to me (I get skin stuff on the regular). Not sure how to attack. #aloe ? #plantain ? #chamomile ? #calendula ? dry it out? oil it up? #quandary. It's not wicked itchy, feels heavy under the skin in a weird way.

Meanwhile, Trump is threatening Walmart if they raise their prices due to tariffs. With what, we don’t know. For the first time ever, NOW I want Walmart to raise their fucking prices just to piss Trump off. #quandary #conundrum

Quarterback Quandary Why did the football coach bring a ladder to the draft meeting? He heard there were quarterbacks with high ceilings!

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If you go to the optometrist and the receptionist wears glasses you immediately trust them but if the receptionist at the dentist has rotten teeth….not so much.

#Quandary #eyes #teeth #health

Quarterback Quandary Why did the football team decide to stick with their current quarterbacks instead of drafting a new one? Because they heard their current quarterbacks were already experts at "holding the ball" and "avoiding tackles" - skills perfectly suited for watching the game from the sidelines!

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Quarterback Quandary Why did the football team keep trying to recruit a new quarterback, even though their current one was okay? The coach told, the team needed someone who could really "stir the pot" and create some buzz, even if they weren't sure if they were the right fit!

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Quandary Rufus & Chaka Khan · Camouflage · Song · 1981

#SundayShow #Quandary by ##Rufus & #ChakaKhan
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New day, new week, new language? First day of full-time job hunt and I'm still struggling with what language to master/code my interviews in. While Java seemed like a good choice, I am too slow. I'm studying Golang but wonder if Python or Javascript is better. #Quandary

On a lighter note.

If a Goth eats skittles, do they taste the rainbow, or is it all just shades of gray? J/K

#justwondering #tastetherainbow #goth #fun #humor #skittles #quandary #deepthoughts #shallowthinks #justjoking #smile

Is this 6/5 or 11/10? #Quandary @rufus-wainwright.bsky.social @neilyoungarchives.bsky.social

Replying to @momo101968 hooray for furthering your education 🎉 So proud of you! #todaysgender is an #enigma #mystery #quandary

The great challenge with art and the environment is looking for a solution to low carbon and no microplastic. Guess it's back to the whittling knife and sticks. Or sandcastles. #quandary

I want to block the word "Traitors" to edit out these boring twats talking about a shit TV programme, but I fear it's too generic and pops up quite a lot in united related chatter. #quandary

Wife asked for a brew ... but all I can hear is snoring now.

Take the brew up and wake her up - leave her to snooze?

#quandary

I'm sure it'll be the wrong decision

Trump's Legal Quandary Why did Trump get sued by his friends? Because he kept trying to take a bite out of their trust!

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The good news: I’ve been offered a permanent position. The bad news: it’s 2 days/week. Permanent jobs in this company are like gold dust, but this will barely cover rent, let alone other expenses. The days won’t be regular, so impossible to combine with another part time job. What do I do? #quandary

When I dine out, I’ve realized it’s cheaper to order the whole bottle of wine here and take it home for later/next day.

But I’m not sure what it says about me OR Bulgarians that my server tonight hasn’t given me the cork for taking the wine home. #quandary #notTHATbadaLush

Can't go to sleep b/c one of the kittens has snuggled into bed with me and I'm wary of rolling on him. But can't kick him out. #quandary

Pondering over whether to watch or not to watch the GOT bootlegs. Decisions, decisions, decisions… #Quandary

Trying to figure out what to do with my day. I have a car. I have the internet. There are places that will sell me food and drink. #quandary

I want meatballs. I do not want to walk through the heavy rain for meatballs. #quandary

Eating a chocolate biscuit.
Thinking about going for a run.
#Quandary